OFFICIAL Washington Huskies Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Washington Huskies
On banks of the Raritan
Ride those dogs to loss

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Whew! Gods are with us
Not worst case scenario
A fun Friday night

 

[RUSK97]

Mush, Mush, Mush Huskies
Bring your pups ‘cross the country
To your certain doom

 

[Knight Shift]

A little husky-
Is that husky puppy?
Or a fat insult?

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

Huskies are canines
They will eat their own feces
Knights are much cooler

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Leave it on the field
But not contents of stomach
Says RU grounds crew

 

[RUforester72]

Washington comes east
To get beat by Scarlet Knights.
It’s not Seattle.

Huskies in Jersey
Pretty strange situation
Go west with a loss

 

[Knight Shift]

Yak all over field
Huskies get scared, leave the game
With tails between legs

 

[DJ Spanky]

Washington Huskies
Not Yukon Neutered Puppies
Howling not whining.

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Black out game, night chill,
Athan’s arm makes Huskies’ ill,
Rutgers’ chop will kill.

 

[Morrischiano2]

Where’s Pennix Jr
Not 8 years eligible?
Wear black on Friday ( don’t be a dick)!

 

[iReC89]

Washington posers
The real Washington slept here
River Rd HQ

Rutgers once owned it
When it all burned to the ground
We bulldozed the rest

We have new dozers
And they are ready to plow
No HQ for you

 

[Morrischiano2]

We're not Ohio
We'll eat your dogs- not your cats
Keep chopping huskies

 

[DJ Spanky]

Last year's Huskies team
Championship caliber
This year not so much

The goal this Friday
Following a great tailgate
Whoop some Husky butt

 

[Antnee79]

Washington sleeps here
Huskies will bark in the dark
With tails between legs

 

[RUforester72]

My second home game.
(It’s been more than fifty years!)
Board the plane tonight.

Kick the Huskies butts!
Send them back to Seattle
Tails between their legs!

 

[wicker]

Throw out record books
When these border rivals meet.
Bragging rights at stake

 

[rurichdog]

RU Scarlet Knights
will dispatch the purple dogs
on our blackout night

 

[Knight Shift]

For the husky dogs
Tough sledding on a warm night
Knights pull out the win

 

[Morrischiano2]

Black out- tough sledding
Huskies have a bad OL
Mush mush- storm the field!

 

[Knight Shift]

Here's a question
Is rushing the field bush league?
What's wrong with some fun?

 

[Knight Shift]

Game sold out or not?
At kickoff-stadium full?
Let's make the SHI rock!!