OFFICIAL UW Rutgers Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

War before the shore
Where will the best action be?
Field or the hot tub?

 

[RUforester72]

The Dawgs come to town
Will they leave poop on the field?
Or will Scarlet fade?

 

[Knight Shift]

Harvey Peters out
No impact on Rutgers game
Stop the purple reign

 

[G-Bake]

Jet lagged huskies
Leave Piscataway with their
Tails between their legs

 

[jmg75]

Washington Huskies
Barking in Piscataway
Throw the dogs a bone

 

[PatrickRU92]

Huskies are lovely
But we should tear off their tails
And gouge their eyes out

 

[Knight Shift]

Pat RU Nine Two
Violent Haiku guy
Never disappoints.

 

[zappaa]

Knights use their lances
Huskies feel the stab wounds bad
they lose all their blood

 

[MorrisAsh]

KILL the old offense
Rise from the 'sixteen Ashes
Release the Mitchells

 

[DJ Spanky]

Old Alaska Dawg
On here yapping all summer
Slinks home in defeat

 

[DJ Spanky]

I'm just gonna recycle a few from last season:

What is a husky?
A furry dog to neuter
Snip, snip, nice doggy.

Not Husky Heaven
Beaten like a bad doggy
RU triumphant.

The neutered puppies
Flee from Rutgers Stadium
Tails between their legs.

Serving Husky stew
Minutes after the game ends
The dog meat special.

"Can you tell me, does
Purple makes my butt look fat?"
"No, you're just Husky."

 

[armenius]

Could one year change things?
I certainly have some hope.
Score some early points!

 

[DJ Spanky]

No Drew Mehringer
Offense actually scores points
Down go the Huskies.

 

[jmg75]

Frank Zappa once said
Watch out where the Huskies go
But what did he know

 

[APKnight]

It's not a scrimmage
Knights shock the u dub huskies
Janarion rules

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Young wide receivers
Bo Melton scores once again
Caliknight was right

 

[beaced_rivals]

KILL the old offense
Rise from the 'sixteen Ashes
Release the Mitchells

WELL DONE.

 

[Knight Shift]

Kill coached the Huskies
So did Niemann-Jay and Kill
Will kill old namesake

 

[Knight Shift]

Azeem Victor out
No Victor, No Victory?
Jerry Kill take note.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

ESPN shocked
Pizza eating heathens gloat
Sorry Alaska

 

[Scarlet Jerry]

Washington Apple
Trees will be "chopped" to pieces
Just like Paul Bunyan

 

[MorrisAsh]

Johnson Park is Gone
Long Ride On Bus From The RAC
Will the Cannon Fire?

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Gio's on the bench
Lav's expert on transferring
Rettig gets to play

 

[DJ Spanky]

The two deep is out
Game day almost upon us
Let's kick Husky arse!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Lav and Rettig gone
We now have a new QB
Bowling with Bolin

 

[footcavalry]

Garden State shocker
Awaits the purple people
from the Evergreen State

 

[Scarlet16e2]

We rule in haiku
Now we will rule on the field
And then on the court

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Turay in, Jwaun out
Jackson Grant named all Big10
New Harris joins us.

 

[Baseman]

Winners win
Losers lose
Rinaldi's piano plays

 

[stuw6]

Kid's cancer last year
Was a blessing in disguise
I missed every game

Looking forward now
My kid is doing better
And so will Rutgers

 

[jmg75]

Dog days of August
Lead to the September paws
Rip out Husky claws

 

[mighty_knights]

Kill's slow-down offense
Will 'paws' the Huskies' scoring
A treat for RU fans!

 

[Knight Shift]

Huskies tired-long trip
Grant out runs worn out sled dogs
Tails between their legs

 

[DJ Spanky]

Kid's cancer last year
Was a blessing in disguise
I missed every game

Looking forward now
My kid is doing better
And so will Rutgers

There is no blessing
When it comes to child's cancer.
I know all too well.

Game unimportant
Glad your child is doing well
That is all that counts.

 

[DJ Spanky]

KTRBdawg
Not sure if PSU troll
It has been dealt with

 

[DJ Spanky]

Game on tomorrow!
Beat those Huskies like a drum
Send them home yelping.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Tough opening game
The chances are, we won't win
Knights still make me proud