OFFICIAL Penn State Nit Haiku Thread
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Board up the windows
Hide the women and children
Well just the children
State Penn is in town
Despicable enablers
"What? I see nothing!"
We all know Joe Knew
No matter what they all claim
"Nothing to see here."
So let's beat State Penn
Send them home losers with their
Tail between their legs
Hide the women and children
Well just the children
State Penn is in town
Despicable enablers
"What? I see nothing!"
We all know Joe Knew
No matter what they all claim
"Nothing to see here."
So let's beat State Penn
Send them home losers with their
Tail between their legs
It's not your fault
have you ever considered zoloft?
don't forget your sunblock for the game, Spank. i know you burn easily
Must hide the dogs too
Prof had sex with dog in park
And it got worse too
Themis Moutsakis
Rate my profs-has great ratings
Nits seem to love him
Caught on video
Shoved Tootsie Pop up his bung
Look it up-all true
Also shoved a stick
LinkedIn: A woodworker now
He's experienced!
Blink your eyes some more
the hate for penn state is real
can't make a haiku
Just because you make
words in three lines, doesn't mean
it is a haiku
follow the rules please
five-seven-five is the way
play right or please go
dude, egregious Haiku rule breaker!
please clear out your cache....you're scary
can't we all get along?
third time was correct
fourth time is a disaster
we all hate penn state
the rules are simple
Haiku is five-seven-five
please pay attention
They definitely
Aren't good with morality
Football trumps all else.
Protecting children?
Not if it affects football!
We Are..............Blind To That!
You forgot the dogs!
What does a Nit name a dog?
Stains, and they call: "Come _____!"
4th one was fine...whadya mean?
the hate for penn state is irrational and should be studied.....not by the esteemed professor @Knight Shift was referring to lol. though...it's just a few of you knuckleheads. every time I'm at a basketball game up there, i never have any issues (great arena, btw). I go every year, dine before the game downtown, i'm in my PSU gear along w/my son, and I never hear peep out of anyone. maybe because we suck at basketball, I dunno.
for some ungodly reason, our football games are scheduled around Thanksgiving, so I still have yet to attend a game there. The epic 2014 game, i was at a wedding. I heard you fans were quite special that evening
other than that, plenty of my Jersey friends attend the PSU games, and they say it's fine.
Someone lacks humor
Obviously doesn't get
Haiku thread purpose.
Obviously doesn't get
Haiku thread purpose.
4th one was fine...whadya mean?
the hate for penn state is irrational and should be studied.....not by the esteemed professor @Knight Shift was referring to lol. though...it's just a few of you knuckleheads. every time I'm at a basketball game up there, i never have any issues (great arena, btw). I go every year, dine before the game downtown, i'm in my PSU gear along w/my son, and I never hear peep out of anyone. maybe because we suck at basketball, I dunno.
for some ungodly reason, our football games are scheduled around Thanksgiving, so I still have yet to attend a game there. The epic 2014 game, i was at a wedding. I heard you fans were quite special that evening
Let me educate
Title of thread is "HAIKU"
You MUST use Haiku
I was at first game
New Jersey penn state fans sucked
P-A ones did too
at game in penn state
jerk ran through our tailgate and
stole our R-U flag
let's talk about the
memorial to joe-pa
I mean, W-T-F
I'm at basketball
penn state player turned to us
he then mouthed f*ck you
praying at a site
filled with votives and photos
that's some crazy s*it
Stole your R-U flag?Let me educate
Title of thread is "HAIKU"
You MUST use Haiku
I was at first game
New Jersey penn state fans sucked
P-A ones did too
at game in penn state
jerk ran through our tailgate and
stole our R-U flag
let's talk about the
memorial to joe-pa
I mean, W-T-F
I'm at basketball
penn state player turned to us
he then mouthed f*ck you
praying at a site
filled with votives and photos
that's some crazy s*it
Did you call security?
I don't believe you
Player engaged you?
Our coach would've dealt with him
I don't believe you
you guys are obsessed
you should let go of the hate!
Hug a Penn State fan
Stole your R-U flag?
Did you call security?
I don't believe you
Player engaged you?
Our coach would've dealt with him
I don't believe you
you guys are obsessed
you should let go of the hate!
Hug a Penn State fan
You don't believe me?
What need to I have to lie?
See! you can Haiku
we get it, Spanky
Sandusky...Joe Paterno!
you are so obsessed
Not really obsessed
Just amazed that you accept
Child molestation
For football glory
Who cares about kids' safety
We Are............Blind To That!
not obsessed?....uh ok
your head's in a dark place....sad
it's not your fault, Spank
leave house, breathe fresh air
peeps reciprocate kindness
so, be good to others
For everyone else
enjoy the game Saturday
Happy Thanksgiving!