Nittany lions suck
One and five and in last place
Beat them, keep them there
One and five and in last place
Beat them, keep them there
OFFICIAL Penn State Haiku Thread
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There once was a coach
from the State College PA
Franklin is a douche
from the State College PA
Franklin is a douche
Nitty Lions shocked
Scarlet Knights their worst nightmare
So, WE ARE RUTGERS!
Scarlet Knights their worst nightmare
So, WE ARE RUTGERS!
Board up the windows
Hide the women and children
Well just the children
State Penn is in town
Despicable enablers
"What? I see nothing!"
We all know Joe Knew
No matter what they all claim
"Nothing to see here."
So let's beat State Penn
Send them home losers with their
Tail between their legs
Hide the women and children
Well just the children
State Penn is in town
Despicable enablers
"What? I see nothing!"
We all know Joe Knew
No matter what they all claim
"Nothing to see here."
So let's beat State Penn
Send them home losers with their
Tail between their legs
I loathe nitty lions
Saturday is my birthday
Please gift me a win
Saturday is my birthday
Please gift me a win
Haikus are lacking
We need more about State Penn
Those who see nothing.
Who cares what happens?
Just so the football team wins
Nothing to see here.
"We Are" enablers
Who cares about the children
Just win the damn game!
We need more about State Penn
Those who see nothing.
Who cares what happens?
Just so the football team wins
Nothing to see here.
"We Are" enablers
Who cares about the children
Just win the damn game!
Millen says cock nosed
That is some weird stuff right there
Consider the source
Nothing surprises
Coming from Happy Valley cult
Not happy lately
Flood: "TTFP"
Tried to build a rivalry
While drowning RU
Schiano better
At gaining Rutgers respect
RU chops the Nits
Franklin goes nutso
And yells at empty seat backs
When his team loses
Tried to build a rivalry
While drowning RU
Schiano better
At gaining Rutgers respect
RU chops the Nits
Franklin goes nutso
And yells at empty seat backs
When his team loses
F James Franklin
F all of the Penn State cult
F their "we are" chant
F Joe Paterno,
Their dysfunctional cult, and
Their short memories
Want to see them lose
Want to watch them go down hard
Flush them all away
Above was homage
To the Tool Song Aenema
Maynard James-genius
F all of the Penn State cult
F their "we are" chant
F Joe Paterno,
Their dysfunctional cult, and
Their short memories
Want to see them lose
Want to watch them go down hard
Flush them all away
Above was homage
To the Tool Song Aenema
Maynard James-genius
Riffing on said theme,
Joe knew, Joe knew, yes Joe knew
I mention he knew?
Joe knew, Joe knew, yes Joe knew
I mention he knew?
Long suffering fans
Relish Nittany defeat;
Rebirth on The Banks!
Bonus limerick:
There one was a head coach named Franklin,
Whos recruiting was said to be crankin'.
But his values were curious,
And his creds became spurious,
When the Knights served a televised spankin'
Relish Nittany defeat;
Rebirth on The Banks!
Bonus limerick:
There one was a head coach named Franklin,
Whos recruiting was said to be crankin'.
But his values were curious,
And his creds became spurious,
When the Knights served a televised spankin'
Cleaner to wash stench
Formula 4 oh 9 spray
Joe- 4 oh 9 wins.
Some coincidence
They clean showers with the spray
Wipes memories too
They cleaned the Showers?
Penn State demolished showers
nothing happened.... riiiiiight.....
Penn State demolished showers
nothing happened.... riiiiiight.....
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Penn State won a game.
They must be proud. But, we'll be
a greater challenge!
GO RU ! ! ! ! !
They must be proud. But, we'll be
a greater challenge!
GO RU ! ! ! ! !
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