OFFICIAL Penn State Haiku Thread

[RutgersRockies]

Did you surf again?
Here's to surfin' safaris
And endless summers

Wouldn't it be nice
To get a win this weekend?
Then we'd be happy

 

[Knight Shift]

Wouldn't it be nice
To get a win this weekend?
Then we'd be happy

Happy RU fans?
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
Some of us, maybe.

 

[RutgersRockies]

Happy RU fans?
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
Some of us, maybe.

Disappointed, Shift
Cannot you see the new theme?
Be True To Your School

 

[Knight Shift]

Disappointed, Shift
Cannot you see the new theme?
Be True To Your School

Sorry-if RU wins
Some of "us" would be happy
I always want wins

But "they" want a loss
Misery would increase here
Wailing, gnashing teeth

 

[jmg75]

Please Help Me Rhonda
Worst trip I've ever been on
It's no Fun, Fun, Fun

 

[Doctor Worm]

Oh, what will I see
When I grow up, be a man
Maybe a Knight win?

 

[Ruthinking]

Beach boy harmonies
Wish we we had that unity
Instead of chaos

 

[Knight Shift]

Beating Penn State Nits
Picking up good vibrations
Gives excitations

Lock out worries, fears
Dreaming, scheming in my room
I won't be afraid

 

[Knight Shift]

Fans had fun, fun, fun
Till Ash took winning away
Took away chop too

 

[Knight Shift]

Would take Slap Chop guy
As RU head coach right now
His wife wears Scarlet

 

[Ruthinking]

Re that vibration
No excitation, just gas
And diarrhea

Sadly no win here
Just wishful thinking, you see
Two more ugly weeks

 

[Knight Shift]

They make good products
That produce good vibrations
And rid that bad gas

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Ash is still Hobbs’ guy?

Penn State will run up the score

Rutgers “Robbed” again.

 

[RutgersRockies]

This year has been rough
I wasn't made for these times
Of football losses

 

[Knight Shift]

Snow distracts the board
No complaining. Refreshing!
Hope for 12 inches.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Worse than Shea et al
The "California Gurus"?
Well, God only knows

 

[Ruthinking]

Board (bored) guys having fun
Post haikus ad nauseum
We should get a life

 

[Knight Shift]

Board (bored) guys having fun
Post haikus ad nauseum
We should get a life

Or a ********
I hear that they are big fun
I'll just chop my wood.

 

[RutgersRockies]

Board (bored) guys having fun
Post haikus ad nauseum
We should get a life

This is harmless fun
Beats arguing over Greg
And Ash bashing threads

 

[Ruthinking]

Wait, this is R life
Board misery and losses
Wait till next season!

 

[Ruthinking]

Or a ********
I hear that they are big fun
I'll just chop my wood.

Sounds kinky to me
Not sure I buy into that
I’ll just write haikus

 

[Knight Shift]

Sounds kinky to me
Not sure I buy into that
I’ll just write haikus

Chopping wood is fun
And it warms twice, which is nice
But burned wood makes ash

 

[scarletpumpernickl]

Pompous Penn St coach
Among the famous Franklin's
Thinks he's above Ben

 

[RuBird]

No shows due to snow
Fan base takes another hit
Black lot here I come

 

[RuBird]

Which lot to park in
Black lot guy convenient
Sick of this garbage

 

[Knight Shift]

Uncertain parking
Typical Rutgers nonsense
Will watch game at home

 

[RuBird]

Snow leaves slush and muck
Rutgers fans we have no luck
State of Penn do suck

 

[Knight Shift]

Snow leaves slush and muck
Rutgers fans we have no luck
State of Penn do suck

Haiku-Limerick?
Franklin looks like a huge dick
Ped fans make me sick

 

[RUaMoose_rivals]

It’s not about wins
It’s not about goals and ****
Championships? Ha !

 

[Knight Shift]

It’s not about wins
It’s not about goals and ****
Championships? Ha !

Moose is in the house!
Al Golden may have won more
Should be our DC

 

[RuBird]

Well Les is no more
Don’t think Greg is coming here
Please no Keith Partridge

 

[RutgersRockies]

This week is a win
RU kicks monkey off back
On good Saturday

 

[mikefla]

we seem to lose often
that game we started with the pointedball
could be God is mad