OFFICIAL Oregon Duck Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Is this a trap game?
Boilermakers after Ducks
No-shoot ducks, not trap.

Huskies crushed the Knights
But dawgs are tougher than ducks
Homecoming B1G win!

 

[MrsScrew]

homecoming is here
It's time to go duck hunting
Let's stop the losing

 

[RUforester72]

This time the Ducks join
my yearly journey back east!
Scarlet Knights at night!

RU"s number 1!
Alma Mater and all that.
We can beat the Ducks.

Oregon’s my home.
Oregon’s my number 2!
Fun weekend in store!

 

[MrsScrew]

Will they send their duck
Down the Raritan River
Floating target duck

 

[iReC89]

Who the duck did this?
Oregon on homecoming?
Seems a bit daffy

There is always hope
at least until the game starts
hope they poop themselves

 

[WillieTheSilent]

try to use this game,
Invite the Nike HQ
from New York City

hospitality
show them what Rutgers offers
sell Rutgers, sell it

Next, game-time airshow
Kaliakmanis slings it
Be loud, Go Rutgers!

 

[Knight Shift]

Ducks lost, dreams shattered
Knightmare at SHI stadium
End Ducks' playoff hopes

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Sir Henry's tailgate:
Roast duck with mango salsa.
Puddles for dinner.

 

[ScarletR97*]

Ducks go Quack;
Knights go Chop;
Rutgers Wins!

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Ducks go Quack;
Knights go Chop;
Rutgers Wins!

This is such poor form!
Recount your beats again please.
You'll make Knight Shift mad.

 

[Knight Shift]

This is such poor form!
Recount your beats again please.
You'll make Knight Shift mad.

Ducks go quack, quack quack
Knights go chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Rutgers wins- how's that?

 

[MrsScrew]

Ducks go Quack;
Knights go Chop;
Rutgers Wins!

Oh! this will not do!
The form is five-seven-five
Haiku School for you!

 

[Knight Shift]

Oh! this will not do!
The form is five-seven-five
Haiku School for you!

Obey Haiku cop
Violators frowned upon
She will lock you up

 

[MrsScrew]

Obey Haiku cop
Violators frowned upon
She will lock you up

It is annoying
That simple rules not followed
Five-Seven-Five please

 

[Doctor Worm]

The Duck wears no pants
And has no genitalia
Uhhhh... That's all I got.

 

[cioffineverrana43]

The Duck wears no pants
And has no genitalia
Uhhhh... That's all I got.

Duck anatomy!
Its genitals are in its
cloaca. Go Knights!

 

[Knight Shift]

What the heck is this?
Animal Farm or Haiku?
Will there be a test?

 

[cioffineverrana43]

What the heck is this?
Animal Farm or Haiku?
Will there be a test?

"Animals are great!"
Says a former Cook student.
Duck tastes like chicken.

 

[MrsScrew]

Duck confit is great
better than Duck la'orange
Let's win and eat well

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Deck the halls with boughs
of horry! Fa ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra ra!

 

[WillieTheSilent]

Oregon Ducks fumble,
Rutgers dances, score soars high—
Quack, quack, tears fall fast!

 

[MrsScrew]

Oregon Ducks fumble,
Rutgers dances, score soars high—
Quack, quack, tears fall fast!

Oh, so very close
You got the 7 and 5
But missed the first 5


Oregon is three
Ducks and fumble make it six
There are Haiku rules

 

[WillieTheSilent]

A Disney Handshake
Donald becomes Oregon's
in '47

Photo shows Disney
Wearing Oregon Jacket
alongside AD

8 years later
Rutgers boots the Chanticleer
for the Scarlet Knight

Rutgers was Fowl first,
From the twenties to fifties
Rutgers were Game Cocks.

 

[RUforester72]

RU has a chance!
The O Line has to stay strong!
The D must show up!

Get to see the Ducks
and see the Scarlet Knights too!
See you at the game!

 

[MrsScrew]

RU has a chance!
The O Line has to stay strong!
The D must show up!

Get to see the Ducks
and the Scarlet Knights too!
See you at the game!

Your first Haiku good
One syllable short line two
The rule 5-7-5

 

[RUforester72]

Haiku monitor
Someone must do it daily!
Will clean up my act!

 

[MrsScrew]

Haiku monitor
Someone must do it daily!
Will clean up my act!

my new unpaid job
monitoring thread haikus
5-7-5 people!

 

[Knight Shift]

my new unpaid job
monitoring thread haikus
5-7-5 people!

New Sheriff in town
Rules are for me and for thee
Five seven six-fail!

No exceptions made
There will be no more warnings
Haiku gallows wait

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Get back to R roots!
Haiku is meditative,
Calm for busy minds.

 

[MrsScrew]

New Sheriff in town
Rules are for me and for thee
Five seven six-fail!

No exceptions made
There will be no more warnings
Haiku gallows wait

oh! no! I did it!
the dreaded haiku mistake
it's 5-7-5

I will put myself
in haiku jail for the day
Sheriff back Friday

 

[DJ Spanky]

Green rubber ducky
Floating down the Raritan
Target practice time

Let's skewer the ducks
Trample them beneath our hooves
Hoist 'em on a pike

 

[Knight Shift]

oh! no! I did it!
the dreaded haiku mistake
it's 5-7-5

I will put myself
in haiku jail for the day
Sheriff back Friday

Deputy Mongo
Now in charge for a few days
Mongo like duck soup.

 

[LeapinLou]

Who the duck did this?
Oregon on homecoming?
Seems a bit daffy

This is really good. Well done, sir. I'm not even going to do one this week because it would pale in comparison.

 

[DJ Spanky]

This is really good. Well done, sir. I'm not even going to do one this week because it would pale in comparison.

Comparison pale
No Haiku no Leaping Lou
Afraid of challenge

 

[Knight Shift]

Comparison pale
No Haiku no Leaping Lou
Afraid of challenge

Leaping Lou-OK
He let me smoke my crack pipe
While in Seattle

 

[DJ Spanky]

"Duck soup!" says Groucho
We need top Marx on the field
Should ask: "Why a duck?"

 

[Knight Shift]

Al Czervik once asked
Did someone step on a duck?
Ducks get stomped by Knights

 

[Doctor Worm]

Green rubber ducky
Floating down the Raritan
Target practice time

Let's skewer the ducks
Trample them beneath our hooves
Hoist 'em on a pike

Spanky's Haikus rule
Reveal the depths of his soul
Which is kinda weird

 

[Knight Shift]

Spanky's Haikus rule
Reveal the depths of his soul
Which is kinda weird

How deep is Spanky's
Soul?-Deeper than Raritan
Location matters-

 

[DJ Spanky]

Board spammed once again
Must bump for Ducky Haikus
Haiku away all!