OFFICIAL Ohio State Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Underdogs again?
Thirty-one and a half points
Bet the house, win B1G!

 

[Doctor Worm]

Scarlet victory
But every scarlet lining
Has a touch of gray

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Happy Haiku Day!

Everybody should rejoice

Before we get crushed

 

[Knight Shift]

Knights will chop Bucknuts
Keep chopping until they're minced
Rutgers fans can dream

 

[LeapinLou]

Heisman candidates
Against our porous defense
This is no bueno

 

[Haiku575]

Smashed cupcake. Eww gross.
When is it time for clean up?
And wipe the slate clean.

 

[SandystonScarlet]

Art Schlichter gambled
What the F is a Buckeye
RU and the points

 

[MrsScrew]

Can we just forfeit?
Save players from injury
Is there mercy rule?


Thirty one point five
is the point spread. So Ugly
almost can't watch it

The over under
Seems low at 55 points
Ohio with all

Can we shock the world?
Keep the score close or, maybe
we can win it all

 

[iReC89]

Whatever happens
We have a winning record
Against *Ohio*

 

[DJ Spanky]

What is a buckeye?
A nut that falls from a tree.
Let's crack the nuts!

 

[Doctor Worm]

Can we shock the world?
Keep the score close or, maybe
we can win it all

Cue Jim Carrey GIF
So you're saying there's a chance
Hey! Man walked on moon!

 

[Knight Shift]

Can we shock the world?
Keep the score close or, maybe
we can win it all

Here's a fever dream
Greg puts it all together
He beats Ryan Day

Duff, Strong 4 touchdowns
Jai Patel kicks 3 field goals
Three seven - Three Five

 

[MrsScrew]

Here's a fever dream
Greg puts it all together
He beats Ryan Day

Impossible dream?
Isn't that what make up dreams?
Let's dream on! Dream On!

 

[Knight Shift]

Impossible dream?
Isn't that what make up dreams?
Let's dream on! Dream On!

Is a dream a lie
If it don't come true, or is
It something worse- hmm?

 

[RUforester72]

Imagination:
Beat Buckeyes! Maybe just a
hallucination.

So take two aspirins
and call me in the morning!
I'd love to be wrong!

 

[Knight Shift]

Imagination:
Beat Buckeyes! Maybe just a
hallucination.

Drugs are plentiful
"Just say no"-Nancy Reagan
Mushrooms are not drugs?

 

[MrsScrew]

Ohio State wins
Will their students rush the field?
That would be funny

 

[Knight Shift]

Ohio State wins
Will their students rush the field?
That would be funny

If Scarlet Knights win
Will their 10 fans rush the field?
Would be funnier!

 

[iReC89]

Here is an idea
What if we just send the band?
Take a knee n punt.

Come out from tunnel
Spell O H I O, waive, then leave
Crowd will go for it.

 

[MrsScrew]

Here is an idea
What if we just send the band?
Take a knee n punt.

Come out from tunnel
Spell O H I O, waive, then leave
Crowd will go for it.

These are great ideas
I support doing either
O-H-I-O..............bye!