OFFICIAL Ohio State Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

A little bit short
That is what Greg said post game
Knights stand tall this week

 

[wolve1972]

It's all about OSU's defense. They look totally confused at times. Their offense - on the other hand - will move the ball against anyone. The only question marks on their offense are their 3 freshmen quarterbacks who occasionally make the predictable errors. I only see OSU getting better and better as the season goes along. Their FR RB and those receivers are unstoppable - especially the receivers. I truly believe that Rutgers can put up 25 to 30 points on their weak defense. Holding them under 30, though, is a whole different issue

 

[Knight Shift]

Concept of Haiku lost
Three lines, no selling tickets
It's five seven five

 

[HeavenUniv.]

For New Jersey’s Team
Fill Rutgers Stadium
For every game and be on time

https://offer.fevo.com/rutgers-foot...utgers-football-vs-ohio-state-ielhnva-b7ae07a

 

[RutHut_rivals]

It's all about O
SU's defense. They look to-
Tally confused at

Times. Their offense - on
the other hand - will move
the ball against an-

E-yone. The only
Question marks on their O
Fense are their 3 fresh

Men quarterbacks who
Occasionally make the
predictable air

Ors. I only see
OSU getting better
and better as the

Season goes along
Their FR RB and those
Receivers are un-

Stoppable! espesh
E-ally the receivers.
I truly believe

Rutgers can put up
25 to 30 points
on their weak defense.

Holding them un-
der 30, though, is a
whole different issue

 

[Knight Shift]

RutHut free styling
Defense will have its hand full
Of buckeyes on ground

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Time of possession
Is key to keep the D fresh
Fine with dink and dunk

 

[wicker]

A measuring stick
Greater than that from last week.
No to three yard pops

 

[RUforester72]

Ducks roasted Buckeyes
Scarlet Knights spit out nut shell
Best to taste the win!

 

[Knight Shift]

Menu: chopped buckeyes
Use the slapchop TV thing
Gonna love my nuts

 

[jmg75]

Aesculus Buckeye
Is poisonous and toxic
Crush them and leave them

The Buckeye leaf though
Does look like marijuana
So smoke team and leaf

 

[RuBird]

Concept of Haiku lost
Three lines, no selling tickets
It's five seven five

Wolve is a freshman
Must be new to the Haiku
Lets give him a pass

 

[RutHut_rivals]

A measuring stick
Greater than that from last week.
No to three yard pops

A three-yard pop shot?
That's a pretty long distance
I once hit ceiling

 

[RuBird]

A three-yard pop shot?
That's a pretty long distance
I once hit ceiling

A stucco ceiling
To be in my prime again
Now it’s a dry heave

 

[jmg75]

Sailor Columbus
Discovered America
Hated Ohio

So Ohio folks
Named town after Columbus
Said: "Eat Buckeyes, Chris."

Scarlet Knights must crush
These Columbus smart asses
So Chris is avenged

 

[Knight Shift]

Chris? Thought about Ash
Sometimes think Urban sent him
To deep six Rutgers

 

[jmg75]

Chris? Thought about Ash
Sometimes think Urban sent him
To deep six Rutgers

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust as they all say
Rutgers is reborn

 

[keav8447]

The Buckeyes arrive
Awaiting them on the banks
Is certain defeat

 

[Windmill_Tilt]

Buckeyes leaves will turn
Day will fall because of Knight
Scarlet is its hue

 

[RutHut_rivals]

When do buckeyes fall?
When they are chopped, chopped and chopped.
That what we do, CHOP.

 

[Knight Shift]

Chop chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop

 

[Steve91562]

What is a Buckeye
Can it be broken and crushed
We'll find out on Sat

 

[bethlehemfan]

A fall Saturday
The whole nation is with us
Let’s chop the Buckeyes

 

[CuredbywinningRU]

Columbus O-H
Why would you even go there
No beach or Springsteen

 

[RUbytheshore]

Buckeyes travel well
Hoping to win on the road
Ending up road kill

 

[BeantownKnight]

Chop chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
Chop chop chop chop chop

R-U R-U R-
U R-U R-U R-U
R-U R-U RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

 

[beaced_rivals]

beaced American not Japanese.Therefore: Roses are Red,buks are Ded,Violets are Blew,Sat. is the end of the Screw.

 

[Knight Shift]

beaced American not Japanese.Therefore: Roses are Red,buks are Ded,Violets are Blew,Sat. is the end of the Screw.

Special guest Haiku
Haiku rules do not apply
To the fan named beaced

 

[Morrischiano2]

Olave runs free
Buckeye shells litter the floor
Free Gavin Wimsatt

 

[jmg75]

Goodbye, Columbus
OSU and RU grads
In a bad movie

Let's make new movie
Kick their asses out of town
Goodbye, Columbus

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

The Ohio State..
Who sent us their DC Ash,
O How I LOathe them

 

[Goo_rivals317293]

The Knight Wields his Sword
Nowhere to Hide, You Must Fight
Judgement Day has Come

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Enjoy the tailgate
but see opening kickoff
This is the Big Time

 

[Bleem Phuppert]

Banged some Buckeye girls
They tend to be well rounded
Boobs and butt not brains

 

[RutHut_rivals]

A measuring stick
Greater than that from last week.
No to three yard pops

Last week Pops did pop
More than 3-yard pops for Pops
Makes me want to pop

 

[Knight Owl]

Art Schlichter says lay the points
But his play caused A
Woody Hayes punch to the neck

 

[Knight Shift]

Twas the night before
Buckeyes, and all through R House
Fans getting ready

To tailgate, get roused
Knights will be chopping, minced nuts
For all; Buckeyes fall.

 

[Windmill_Tilt]

Of all the mascots
Brutus is the one real nut
Thus “keep chopping“ suits

 

[Windmill_Tilt]

Neither team did show
The true nature of their skills
But the result stands