OFFICIAL Nebraska Huskers Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Office Space-Lawrence:
"Hey Peter, watch your cornhole."
Rutgers makes chopped corn.

 

[Knight Shift]

Matt Rhule is a fool
Greg Schiano is so cool
Huskers lose, Knights rule

 

[Doctor Worm]

Think Cornhuskers dumb?
They were once the Bugeaters!
You can look it up

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Students red balloons
go unreleased the whole game
Rutgers shuts em out

 

[Morrischiano2]

Not been in Nebby
Kyle will run through the maize maze
Flyover Country

 

[DJ Spanky]

Shuck the Cornhuskers
Let's ruin their homecoming
And leave with a win.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Shuck Gaspar Gomez!
And shuck the shucking Diaz
Brothers! Shuck em all!

 

[leodisflowers]

Scarlet dreams collapse,
Fumbles echo through the fall,
Victory distant.

 

[MrsScrew_rivals32693]

runzas may be good
pork roll egg and cheese better
New Jersey will win

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Jersey's E-Street band
easily beats Nebraska's
Mannheim Steamroller

Jersey Sweet Corn
tastes so much better than that
Nebraska crap corn

Jersey's football team
Will shuck the hell out of the
Nebraska team

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Cornhuskers fall
To a lowly 4 and 2
We're victorious!

 

[RUforester72]

Huskies and Huskers
Ending in a deep dark hole
dusty and musty.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Out to Nebraska
Notch another victory
Return five and oh!

 

[stuw6]

I was just thinkin'
About driving to Lincoln
Need to stop drinkin'