OFFICIAL Minnesota Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

PJ Fleck loves Greg
Enough to let Rutgers win,
And tie the series?

 

[Knight Shift]

Early Haiku thread
R U fans salty from loss
Need to beat Gophers

 

[cioffineverrana43]

We need more money.
Beating Iowa would have
gone a long way there.

 

[DJ Spanky]

It's a brand new game
Shake off malaise of defeat
Let's beat the Gophers!

 

[Knight Shift]

We need more money.
Beating Iowa would have
gone a long way there.

Money for nothing
Look at them Hawkeyes that's the
Way you must do it

R way ain't workin'
Lemme tell ya, Greg ain't dumb
Money for nothing

 

[DJ Spanky]

Board spamming again
Bring Haiku Thread to the top
More important thread!

 

[Knight Shift]

Mod should moderate
Instead of being a clod
Clogging up the board

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

I am haiku’d out

Hopes and dreams crushed once again

The Chop has failed us

 

[Knight Shift]

I am haiku’d out

Hopes and dreams crushed once again

The Chop has failed us

Has RU been Robbed?
Robb used to coach special teams
He is contagious?

 

[DJ Spanky]

We're spammed once again
But HAIKUS will dominate!
Rising to the top.

 

[cioffineverrana43]

Scarlet Knights faithful
have never lost a tailgate
nor a haiku thread.

 

[Knight Shift]

Scarlet Knights faithful
have never lost a tailgate
nor a haiku thread.

If points for Haiku
We win; if kickoff returns
or field goals, we lose

 

[Haiku575]

Battle of Midway
Of mediocre coaches
Greg has a whole tree

 

[Doctor Worm]

To kill the Gopher
Must first think like the Gopher
So saith Carl Spackler

But how to do that?
They live in the dark, in dirt
Do they even think?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Gopher mania
Hysterical boat rowers
Rowing with their teeth?

Saturday at noon
Disaster strikes once again
Rutgers sinks their boat.

 

[Knight Shift]

Thread dump in progress
When will insanity end?
This board really sucks.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

I live, breathe Haiku

Not for me, KnightShift, but you

Haiku never fades

 

[LeapinLou]

Minnesota Meh
RU Take Care Of Business
Bowl Bid On The Line

 

[Knight Shift]

Minnesota Meh
RU Take Care Of Business
Bowl Bid On The Line

Bowl will not be lost
We can run the table on
Buckeyes, Nits, and Ducks

 

[iReC89]

I'm calling it now
Rutgers shocks the dirt rodents
cant row without arms

 

[Haiku575]

Mounting injuries
A pattern? An enigma?
Act of God? A CURSE!!!!!

 

[Knight Shift]

Here is a question
Gopher game thread is 10 posts?
Game has not happened

 

[DJ Spanky]

Here is a question
Gopher game thread is 10 posts?
Game has not happened

Just perhaps it did
A time space continuum
Rutgers paradox

 

[WillieTheSilent]

The Thousand Lakes Land
Drowns with waves of Pass TDs
KALIAKMANIS!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Yes, I will Haiku

To will Knights to victory

And Haiku I will

 

[Knight Shift]

Soundgarden once sang
I'm feeling Minnesota
It means feeling bad

Saturday at 3
Gophers will be feeling
Minnesota bad

 

[RUforester72]

Gophers are a plague.
Expel them from the turf grass!
We are Caddyshack!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Saturday at noon
We're grilling Gopher Kabobs
In Minnesota.

 

[Knight Shift]

Saturday at noon
We're grilling Gopher Kabobs
In Minnesota.

You will miss first half
Kick off is at eleven
Arrive on time please

This ain't game at home
Where fans arrive after start
In seats by kickoff

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

I got a haircut

Visited my luthier

Rutgers wins the game

 

[Knight Shift]

I got a haircut

Visited my luthier

Rutgers wins the game

Hair today, they say
Gone tomorrow, clipped away
Knights clip the gophers

 

[iReC89]

You will miss first half
Kick off is at eleven
Arrive on time please

This ain't game at home
Where fans arrive after start
In seats by kickoff

11 for them
Noon start time on the east coast
No fun for gophers.

Kaliakmanis
Nothing more that I can say
Best offense in years

 

[DJ Spanky]

Once again we're spammed
Haiku rises to the top!
Can't keep Haiku down!!!

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Ask not what Haiku

Can do for you, but what you

Can do for Haiku

 

[Knight Shift]

Ask not what Haiku

Can do for you, but what you

Can do for Haiku

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