OFFICIAL Iowa Hawkeye Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

Kirk Ferentz- legend
Most wins for a Big Ten Coach
No win Friday Knight

 

[RUforester72]

Knights are rising and
Hawk eye oozing gray matter.
Cannot see to win.

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku thread sinking
@DJ Spanky help this thread
Make it float to top

 

[Knight Shift]

Defense will lose game
Our offense will win the game
Will take the latter

 

[LeapinLou]

Injuries scary.
Is next man up any good?
We'll find out Friday.

 

[DJ Spanky]

So what's a Hawkeye?
An Iowan Tweety Bird
Not a doc from M*A*S*H

 

[Doctor Worm]

Hawkeye: Not a bird
But a sharp eyed Iowan
See lance pierce their heart

 

[n00dlejester]

coRn corn coRNCOrn coRn

corn corn corNINCORNCORNCOOOOOOOORRRRRNNN​

cornnnnnnn corn corncorncorn

 

[Doctor Worm]

coRn corn coRNCOrn coRn

corn corn corNINCORNCORNCOOOOOOOORRRRRNNN​

cornnnnnnn corn corncorncorn

A strange haiku, but
It certainly does emote
No love for soybeans?

 

[Doctor Worm]

My heart is fearful
Repeated Hawkeye beatdowns
We will try our best

 

[WillieTheSilent]

The Fight Song won't Help
Fight! Fight! Fight! for IOWA?
Friday Night is RRRRRRs

 

[Knight Shift]

A strange haiku, but
It certainly does emote
No love for soybeans?

Beans beans make you fart
The more you eat, the more farts
Instead eat Pop tarts

Pop tarts are healthy!
Have high fructose corn syrup
And fruit fillings too!

 

[iReC89]

What are we now? Worms?
Chanticleer axed by the knight
Birds are for nuggets.

 

[MrsScrew]

Hawks with no offense
Rutgers with no defense
Hope Rutgers wins

Iowa nice, yep
it's really a thing. I know.
Let's play Jersey mean

 

[beaced1925]

Beans beans make you fart
The more you eat, the more farts
Instead eat Pop tarts

Pop tarts are healthy!
Have high fructose corn syrup
And fruit fillings too!

HEALTHY and FRUCTOSE do not belong in the same sentence. BUT iowoe ,and their loss to RU on Fri. DOES.

 

[Knight Shift]

HEALTHY and FRUCTOSE do not belong in the same sentence. BUT iowoe ,and their loss to RU on Fri. DOES.

beaced-he is the king
Sarcasm is not his thing
Rutgers win, bells ring!

 

[Haiku575]

Only fools try to
out Iowa, Iowa
Free Air Ciarrocca

 

[RUforester72]

Here come the Hawkeyes
Who cannot stop our Offense.
RU Defense holds.

Corn fed D line watch
as Antwan and Ja’shon fly.
Knights outscore Hawkeyes.

AK Strong Black Duff:
some names they wont forget soon.
We beat the Hawkeyes!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Friday Night Blackout
Hawkeye stew on the menu
In place of Redhawks.

 

[Haiku575]

Throw the damn ball, please
otherwise, we may need to
throw the damn towel

 

[DJ Spanky]

We need him to play
Tyler Needham on Friday
Bolster the O Line.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Spamming board again
Pushing all of our threads down
Viva la HAIKU!!!

 

[Knight Shift]

Spamming board again
Pushing all of our threads down
Viva la HAIKU!!!

Please just make it stop
Why post threads nobody reads?
Bump Haiku to top

 

[RUforester72]

Hawkeyes come to town
Piscataway New Jersey.
Can’t wait to get home.

 

[RUReadydt]

Before you question
Believe in the secret sauce
Blackout magic rules

 

[Knight Shift]

Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
To get past the daily thread dump
Please, please make it stop

 

[DJ Spanky]

The blackout game means
That you wear black apparel
Not get blackout drunk.

 

[Knight Shift]

Why the heck is it
A new thread for each X post?
No need to spam board

 

[iReC89]

Opportunity.
Time to rise, own the field, win!
Now is everything!