OFFICIAL Husker Haiku Thread

RUDutch

Senior
Nov 17, 2006
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Riley on hot seat
Better him than Paterno
That would smell funky

Riley on hot seat
Loss will put ash in his pants
That's lowercase ash
 
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Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
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Huskers fire AD
For not enough winning teams
That's a good approach

Rutgers fired Bob M
For building a winning team
That's a bad approach
 

jmg75

All-Conference
Jan 8, 2008
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Chaos in Lincoln
Rutgers fans roll Haymarket
Huskers up Salt Creek
 

jmg75

All-Conference
Jan 8, 2008
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Let's make posole
Or grind up the corn for grits
The kernel must die
 

jmg75

All-Conference
Jan 8, 2008
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Need more blood and guts
Corn does not readily bleed
Kill the Cornhuskers
 
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PatrickRU92

Heisman
Aug 1, 2001
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16,773
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Chew those bastards up
Munch on their limbs and their brains
There's corn in my poop