OFFICIAL Golden Gopher Haiku Thread

[Rescooter]

Mitch Leidner will start
Caddyshack gophers look tame
I'm alright! Sing it!

 

[Knight Shift]

Mitch Leidner will start
Caddyshack Gophers look tame
I'm alright! Sing it!

Mitch Leidner will start?
Is that true, or just haiku?
If true, is that good?

 

[Rescooter]

Mitch Leidner will start?
Is that true, or just haiku?
If true, is that good?

Not just Haiku friends
The Moose is now on the loose!
Mixed feelings in MN

 

[Knight Shift]

Not just Haiku friends
The Moose is now on the loose!
Mixed feelings in MN

Rescooter, got link?
Nothing on Twitter or news
In haiku we trust?

 

[Rescooter]

Best I can do right now:
http://www.forums.gopherhole.com/boards/showthread.php?70743-Leidner-to-Start-Against-Rutgers

 

[Ruthinking]

We gave them a scare
The future looks bright, Gio
Thank God for the bye