OFFICIAL EMU Haiku Thread

[ginghy]

Eagles prepare
Bird flies
Crash and burn

 

[Doctor Worm]

Eagles prepare
Bird flies
Crash and burn

Haiku defined thus
Five syllables first line
Then seven, then five

 

[DJ Spanky]

Some people just fail
When it comes to the fine art
Of writing haiku.

Bring down the Eagles
Crush them under the steel hooves
Of our charging steed!

 

[RUDutch]

A Haiku question.
Do other schools have Haiku
threads about Rutgers?

 

[Knight Shift]

Eagles' Glenn Frey-from
Michigan. Already Gone.
Knights sing vict'ry song.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Let's hope the band plays
The Alma Mater pre-game
Just can't forget that!

 

[OTBOTOR]

Horse video back
Play on field is much improved
May fans kvetch no more

 

[gman500]

This thread could be fun.
How exactly does it work?
Is there a purpose?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Purpose? A purpose?
Don't need no stinkin' purpose!
We haiku for fun!

 

[Doctor Worm]

Haiku has purpose
Stimulates the intellect
Intimidates foes

 

[RuBird]

Edwards and Martin
Will there be enough carries
To keep all happy

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Turay dominates
Terrorizes opponents
With sacks and run stop

 

[Knight Shift]

What about Josh HIcks?
He is a good running back.
Hope to see him play.

 

[RuBird]

Transfers dominate
Anderson, Bolin, Edwards
Ash is a genius.

 

[MikeR0102]

Rutgers up big late
37 to 13
That's my prediction

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Transfers dominate
Anderson, Bolin, Edwards
Ash is a genius.

Good haiku story
Would have replaced Anderson
With that big TE

 

[footcavalry]

Washington's the name
Catching footballs is his game
Touchdowns bring him fame

 

[Scarlet16e2]

Eastern Michigan
Does not match up well up front
Rutgers dominates

 

[RuBird]

Ash Kill and Parker
Our future looks very bright
Take it to the bank

 

[iReC89]

Tailgater special -
Tucker was made in Ypsi
Football was made here

 

[Knight Shift]

Tickets in glove box
Prayers for Florida folks
Scarlet Knights big win

 

[chrisfromnyc]

What's an EMU?
Is it a bird or a team?
Clip the Eagles' wings.

Do we fear the MAC?
Bet your Scarlet *** we do.
Avoid drama, please.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Do we fear the MAC?
Bet your Scarlet *** we do.
Avoid drama, please.

No MAC without cheese
But for god's sake don't cut it
No Stinky Eagles.

 

[RUDutch]

I hate all Eagles
Philly or Ypsilanti
Giant Knights will beat them.

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Sun shines on RU
Game in hand by second half
Backups get a shot?

 

[DJ Spanky]

Game day has arrived
Food is all prepped: time for bed
Wake to victory!

 

[RUcatskills]

Rutgers takes quick lead
Fans throw seat cushions in air
Forgetting the cost

 

[RuBird]

Gameday is today
As we beat EMU Sat.
Pray for Florida

 

[Fzacsattac]

Eaglets come challenge
Not enough firepower
Return devastated!

Lol