OFFICIAL EMU Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

What's an EMU?
Is it a bird or a team?
Clip the Eagles' wings.

 

[RuBird]

What's an EMU?
Is it a bird or a team?
Clip the Eagles' wings.

Game 2 of 2017
I like what I see so far
Time to get first win

 

[mighty_knights]

Directional School.
Once Turay finds their backfield
They'll ask which way's up?

 

[BeantownKnight]

Under Flood, we just
beat them. But, under Ash, we
will destroy this team.

 

[RutgersRockies]

Eagles they are now
Hurons died the PC death
Knights eat wings for lunch

 

[Bob Chaewsky_rivals]

Under Flood, we just
beat them. But, under Ash, we
will destroy this team.

Not the time to rip Flood. The OL & DL are all of his players. Just look forward and be happy.

 

[SkilletHead2]

The emu dances
Without a care in the world
Cut down by the knight

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Spread a little close
Put your money on RU
And you will win twice

 

[RUsince52]

Eagles flying high
But turbulence is ahead
Red Storm not Irma

 

[Knight Shift]

Not the time to rip Flood. The OL & DL are all of his players. Just look forward and be happy.

Haiku only here
But a valid point you make
Happy we should be

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Haiku only here
But a valid point you make
Happy we should be

Very Yoda like.

 

[Knight Shift]

Very Yoda like.

Yoda like but mad
When Haiku thread corrupted
By non-Haiku posts

 

[MorrisAsh]

Fanbase not lost yet
Killl will unpack offense more
Free Janorian!

 

[jmg75]

The Tucker Auto
Baby you can drive my car?
Ypsilanti fail

Ypsilanti birds
Fly from the Huron River
Drown in Raritan

 

[RUDutch]

Haiku to rip Flood
Would be just a waste of time
That is so last year

 

[Knight Shift]

The past has passed by
Like Boston sang-Don't Look Back
Ash and the future

 

[RUDutch]

Will fans rip Bolin
Will fans rip Ash play calling
Those I will ignore

 

[RURahh]

The Dragon will breathe

His fire on the Emu

We are truly "Bles"sed

 

[ScarletDave]

We win by 40
Most say "it was just Eastern"
Al predicts Rose Bowl

 

[PatrickRU92]

Week 1 loss still stings
Rip off their heads and their limbs
Their blood brings me warmth

 

[APKnight]

Eagles are improved
But then again so are we
Tailgate starts at 8

 

[DJ Spanky]

Eagles they fly high
And they sh## right in your eye.
So glad cows don't fly!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Tailgate #2
I'm preparing eagle stew
Bet it tastes like shoe.

 

[Doctor Worm]

Roback the QB
Flood left him at the altar
Now he shall eat turf

 

[Finster Baby]

Pound the rock all day
Be very stout on d line
No turnovers please

 

[RuBird]

The hunt continues
bELieve we will win by 10
Big day for Bolin

 

[RutgersRockies]

Eagles' wings are clipped
Scarlet Knights carry the day
Gus the Bus runs wild

 

[HeyHuey]

A wayward Eagle
Has stumbled into our path
Cook him for dinner.

 

[RUTrack94]

Eastern Michigan
I have a message for you
We will win ... you lose!!!

 

[RUforester72]

Spotted an Eagle
soaring before it was felled
by a Scarlet Knight.

 

[G-Bake]

The eagles are here
But knights are ready to win
Lewis gets some reps

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Hunt is a race
For horses down at Far Hills
Not a Rutgers thing.

Fresh Eagle kabobs
Gladly served at our tailgate
Right after the game.

Let's all shoo away
Eastern Michigan Pigeons
From our stadium.

 

[Knight Shift]

Summer is over
Tourists gone from shore, football
Season in full swing

 

[armenius]

Scarlet Knights will make
Emu Burgers all day long
Yum, that bird tastes good!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Ground eagle burgers
Available for all fans
Shortly after game.

 

[RUDutch]

An Emu or Eagle
Might outplay a Chanticleer
But birds can't beat Knights

 

[Knight Shift]

Hurricane Irma
On minds of Scarlet Knight fans
Hope we don't blow it

 

[footcavalry]

Edwards or Martin
Why should anyone really care
Don't sleep on Blackshear

 

[DJ Spanky]

The Eagles will wish
It was Irma that hit them
Once we're done with them.

 

[Knight Shift]

Eagles come to town
Looking to upset Rutgers
Leave with their wings clipped