OFFICIAL BYE WEEK HAIKU THREAD

[MorrisAsh]

Buckeye-shaped wounds burn
Low Point Solutions remain
Can't lose in bye week:grimace:

 

[DJ Spanky]

Vegas odds have us
As a 5 point underdog
For our bye weekend.

 

[Knight Shift]

First, spell Haiku write
Should we start look-alike thread?
And prediction thread?

 

[LocalDC_rivals]

Don't agree Milton
better to not have played
than to play and lose

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Secondary strength
No longer there, so what's good?
The punter I guess

 

[RutHut_rivals]

First, spell Haiku write
Should we start look-alike thread?
And prediction thread?

Right to spell write right?
Wrong to start look a like thread
One week too early.

 

[Knight Shift]

Is punting allowed
As a type of forward pass?
Make him the QB!

 

[Mikemarc]

Much improved Rutgers?
Nope. Another huge blowout.
When will this $#!+ end?

 

[Knight Shift]

Right to spell write right?
Wrong to start look a like thread
One week too early.

Rut tut tut, Rut Hut
Hut Hut Hike- ooh. Spelling sack,
Like RU QB.

 

[APKnight]

Recovery week
Oh all the aches and the pains
Tailgates can be rough

 

[MorrisAsh]

Birth of ole football
Burn Kill's playbook to Ashes
Need full BiG payout!

 

[RUforester72]

Much needed bye week
A week without agony
May restore the hope

 

[jmg75]

Not suicidal
Just a little bit depressed
Need a vacation

Will use the bye week
To start drinking heavily
Dull the memory

 

[jmg75]

Don't agree Milton
better to not have played
than to play and lose

Alfred Tennyson
Might be the poet you quote
In Memoriam

John Milton did write
The epic Paradise Lost
God awful boring

Much like our offense
It will help you get to sleep
One, two, three, and out

 

[LocalDC_rivals]

thank you jmg
touchdown to the right of them
as is served in hell

 

[PatrickRU92]

Thank the Gods, no game
can relax and chill the f*** out
watch internet porn

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Thank the Gods, no game
can relax and chill the f*** out
watch internet porn

Once again Patrik
Way too much information
You need a filter

 

[Knight Shift]

Find a happy place
Everything will be all right
Season not over

 

[DJ Spanky]

Once again Patrik
Way too much information
You need a filter

Patrick's donkey porn
Is his reason for living
Respect his choices.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Find a happy place
Everything will be all right
Season not over

You are quite right
Most fan expectations are
Upcoming blowouts.

Still have Michigan
State Penn and Michigan State
To look forward to!

 

[Knight Shift]

You are quite right
Most fan expectations are
Upcoming blowouts.

Still have Michigan
State Penn and Michigan State
To look forward to!

Think like a winner
Don't forget Ill, Ind, Mary
All beatable teams

Will RU win those?
Who the hell knows the answer?
Start Gio, maybe.

Start Bolin and watch
RU crap bed rest of year
A total Knight-mare

 

[TheHandOfChaos]

I agree with Pat
Watching porn is better than
Watching RU raped

 

[Knight Shift]

VH Tune: Turns you
from hunted into hunter.
RU hunts next week.

 

[MorrisAsh]

Ash beats PSU
Fans start worrying he'll leave
"Extension!" threads start

 

[MorrisAsh]

After Porn Bye Week
Kill Runs "Dirty Sanchez" O
Up and Coming coach!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Do you think that Ash
Is Terry Shea 2.0?
Fish out of water.

 

[RUsince52]

This week RU vs BYE
Extra time to get it right
Or kiss it good-BYE

Draw up a new plan
Find guys to make it succeed
Season slipping away

 

[anon_ivydyf0amkzay]

Bourbon old fashioned is tasty
Rutgers football in 2017 is not
vodka martini to the rescue

I still don't get haikus...seriously...dang Japanese

 

[Knight Shift]

Weeping, gnashing teeth
Torments of the damned in hell
For some RU fans

 

[GoodOl'Rutgers]

Haiku Pondering
If Ash cannot get it done,
Should Hobbs choose next Coach?

 

[jmg75]

Weeping, gnashing teeth
Torments of the damned in hell
For some RU fans

Dante's Inferno
With nine circles of torment
Is like this season

But it is fitting
That the larger work was called
Divine Comedy

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Jmg well read
No reading for my major
More porn than classics

 

[jmg75]

Many

Jmg well read
No reading for my major
More porn than classics

Many scholars say
Porn can be art and classic
It's Art History

 

[Knight Shift]

Some say love the art,
not the artist, but with porn,
Fans want to do both

Porn stars sell their love
For small sums-penicillin
Is not included

 

[DJ Spanky]

Bye weeks are so great
Right after a blowout loss
Much to talk about.

 

[Knight Shift]

Stuff to talk about
Which new head coach "we" should hire
Change the quarterback

Same as it ever
was; there is Flood water at
Bottom of High Point

 

[DJ Spanky]

Escaped the weekend
Without suffering a loss
We are fabulous!

 

[RutHut_rivals]

Couple of cupcakes
Like Glen Foley once proclaimed
It's the toilet bowl

It is what it is
The process will continue
We'll never give up