OFFICIAL 2026 UMass Haiku Thread

[Knight Shift]

RUForester:
A Haiku thread just for you
UMass will get smashed

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

UMass secrets kept

Training camp locked down secure

Win now by 40

 

[RUforester72]

Season here at last!

Minutemen or minute men?

Thursday we shall see.

 

[DJ Spanky]

UMass minutemen
Women prefer it longer
No satisfaction.

 

[Knight Shift]

UMass minutemen
Women prefer it longer
No satisfaction.

UMass gets shattered
Minutemen left in tatters
Splattered all over

 

[Fat Koko]

Our leaders are fools
We went big time and lose big
Blown out by Rutgers

 

[Haiku575]

There's no need to bluff
Just throw the damn ball to Duff
Until it's enough

 

[RuBird]

Dylan our QB
Making us ask Athan who
KJ 2 TDs

 

[RUforester72]

Massachusetts first
To test our brand new defense?
Keep them from scoring!

 

[DJ Spanky]

Minutia Men
They're of little importance
Sweep them off the field.

 

[Doctor Worm]

UMass is not good
Which for us is very good
We play enough good.

We play enough good
But do we play good enough?
We'll know soon enough.

 

[Knight Shift]

Will rain ruin the game
It will be raining touchdowns
By Duff and Raymond

 

[DJ Spanky]

Important question:
Will the tailgate be rained out?
No watered down scotch!

 

[Knight Shift]

Rain rain go away
No to Thunderstruck entrance!
Play No Rain, instead

Dance team should dress up
As bee girl from video
SHI will be buzzing!

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku thread is weak
Maybe because there's no juice?
Limericks preferred?

 

[Knight Shift]

Limerick has legs
Ha-Kiffen rhymes with stiffen
Poetry motion

 

[LeapinLou]

There's no need to bluff
Just throw the damn ball to Duff
Until it's enough

This one is fire. Nice job.

 

[RU Jeep]

GS our leader
Puts faith in Duff and Dylan
But Defense wins games

Bring back the Dark Side
Block some punts and field goal kicks
Win 1 of seven tonight

 

[LeapinLou]

The Season is Here
Can We Get Six Wins This Year?
Let's Get This One First

 

[Haiku575]

Limerick has legs
Ha-Kiffen rhymes with stiffen
Poetry motion

There once was a Director named Zinn
Who came to the banks just to win
When observing Gary
Coach skills were near nary
And a search for anew would begin

 

[Knight Shift]

Six wins is the floor
Seven would be like heaven
And eight would be great!

 

[Knight Shift]

There once was a Director named Zinn
Who came to the banks just to win
When observing Gary
Coach skills were near nary
And a search for anew would begin

You: quite the poet!
Limerick game is quite strong!
But need new screen name?