You get fired for lying about boinking someone on the payroll. An integrity rap can't be beaten.
Here's a tried and true fact; at times like this, the boss doesn't ask any questions they don't already know all the answers too and they don't ask questions to size you up.
Here's a tried and true fact; at times like this, the boss doesn't ask any questions they don't already know all the answers too and they don't ask questions to size you up.