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JohnRossEwing

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I was speaking more so about the ridiculous parallel you were trying to make between speeding and banging multiple women while being married.

One is literally against the law and causes deaths...

The other one, for some couples, is actually part of the relationship and many cultures believe that married men and women can and should bang other people...

But once again...you see only one of them as bad because you do the other one.
 

John_J_Rambo

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I was speaking more so about the ridiculous parallel you were trying to make between speeding and banging multiple women while being married.

yea one's actually against the law and can endanger other's lives

the other is a holier than thou sanctity between 2 people in privacy
 
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One is literally against the law and causes deaths...

The other one, for some couples, is actually part of the relationship and many cultures believe that married men and women can and should bang other people...

But once again...you see only one of them as bad because you do the other one.

just hard to argue with someone when their pants are so overloaded with poo, John

meantime, TIGER EFFING WOODS IS DOING THE UNTHINKABLE
 

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Can we dig up the old threads with all the experts saying Tiger is done?

Of all the Golf tournaments the Masters is one that he could come back and win because they play the same course every year and he knows it like the back of his hand...

I’m curious too see if he can win any of the other major tournaments again which will be more difficult for him to a achieve..
 

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Of all the Golf tournaments the Masters is one that he could come back and win because they play the same course every year and he knows it like the back of his hand...

I’m curious too see if he can win any of the other major tournaments again which will be more difficult for him to a achieve..

I bet he knows the course like he knows the back of a few girls heads :)
 
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Regardless of Tiger wins it’s still the best Masters I’ve ever seen!! It Tiger pulls it off that’s for me will be the icing on the cake!
 
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The hay is not in the barn people. Woods has NEVER won a major coming from behind so lets not get ahead of ourselves with 2 holes remaining and his unpredictable driver.
 
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yea one's actually against the law and can endanger other's lives

the other is a holier than thou sanctity between 2 people in privacy

Yeah, you should probably just stick to watching your scat videos behind your wife's back.

But I did get a kick out of the wording on this.. "Holier than thou sanctity." Next time perhaps you can try to make some actual sense.
 

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Yeah, you should probably just stick to watching your scat videos behind your wife's back.

But I did get a kick out of the wording on this.. "Holier than thou sanctity." Next time perhaps you can try to make some actual sense.

'holier-than-thou', adjective describing those who believe they're morally superior to others

'sanctity', noun describing a state or quality of being holy/sacred/saintly

please, Professor Poopy Pants, explain to the good people of this thread why that doesn't make sense.

we're all holding our breaths (and noses) in anticipation
 

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Tiger pars 17. Probably seals it, though if Koepka birdies 18 a playoff is still in play.

(I like this Sunday morning golf thing. Good thing my church has a big screen and encourages watching sports during Palm Sunday services....)
 

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btw, i havent caught the masters in years...seems like it used to wrap up around dinner time, did they change it to accommodate extra holes?

no tiger reference here, ok.
 

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'holier-than-thou', adjective describing those who believe they're morally superior to others

'sanctity', noun describing a state or quality of being holy/sacred/saintly

please, Professor Poopy Pants, explain to the good people of this thread why that doesn't make sense.

we're all holding our breaths (and noses) in anticipation

"Holier than though holy." You keep doing you, Hemingway.

Trying to figure out what history we are seeing though. Maybe you can let us all in on the secret. He's still behind Nicklaus by 3 on majors, and 1 behind in Masters titles.
 

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btw, i havent caught the masters in years...seems like it used to wrap up around dinner time, did they do that to accommodate extra holes?

no tiger reference here, ok.

They are expecting thunderstorms this evening and move up tee times and played in groups of 3 instead of 2 to try and get the tournament done today.
 
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Can we dig up the old threads with all the experts saying Tiger is done?
I was among those that said that. I wrote on here that his back was wrecked and would never be good enough again to consistently win tourneys. I said he would win an occasional smaller event but never another major. I was wrong. Nice job Tiger.
 

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"Holier than though holy." You keep doing you, Hemingway.

Trying to figure out what history we are seeing though. Maybe you can let us all in on the secret. He's still behind Nicklaus by 3 on majors, and 1 behind in Masters titles.

WHAT A WIN FOR TIGER, FOR GOLF, FOR AMERICA, FOR ALL OF HUMANITY!

imagine being the guy in a nebraska recruiting board talking about his 10+ years ago indiscretions on such a glorious Masters Sunday. Couldn't be me!
 

Hoosker Du

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Haters gonna be mad.....:Cool:

Nah, I just have a different idea of what makes a wonderful comeback story than you. Overcoming cancer; coming back from catastrophic injury; rags to riches.. Those are great stories. Very sorry, but "Habitual liar and cheater" didn't make the cut..
 

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Nah, I just have a different idea of what makes a wonderful comeback story than you. Overcoming cancer; coming back from catastrophic injury; rags to riches.. Those are great stories. Very sorry, but "Habitual liar and cheater" didn't make the cut..

Dude has had 4 back surgeries and took like a year or two off from golfing because of that.

What the hell do you want him to do, lose a limb, lose all his money, live on the streets for 4 years, be attacked by a polar bear and left for dead...only to come back and win the Masters?
 

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Nah, I just have a different idea of what makes a wonderful comeback story than you. Overcoming cancer; coming back from catastrophic injury; rags to riches.. Those are great stories. Very sorry, but "Habitual liar and cheater" didn't make the cut..

Again, you’re not dealing with facts. Four knee surgeries. Four back surgeries (including a spinal fusion...which no golfer has ever won after having). Two (three?) swing changes. And 11 years between major wins. That seems like a great comeback story to me. Only a severely bias observer would disagree that it was a great comeback from one of the best ever.
 

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Dude has had 4 back surgeries and took like a year or two off from golfing because of that.

What the hell do you want him to do, lose a limb, lose all his money, live on the streets for 4 years, be attacked by a polar bear and left for dead...only to come back and win the Masters?

lmao what a LOSER! poor Hoosker Du has been shoved in a locker, turned upside down and had his lunch money stolen all before 2pm on Masters Sunday.

tough tough look for our poopy morality warrior.
 
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Dude has had 4 back surgeries and took like a year or two off from golfing because of that.

What the hell do you want him to do, lose a limb, lose all his money, live on the streets for 4 years, be attacked by a polar bear and left for dead...only to come back and win the Masters?
I would like all of the above except the coming back and winning the Masters!
 

Hoosker Du

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WHAT A WIN FOR TIGER, FOR GOLF, FOR AMERICA, FOR ALL OF HUMANITY!

imagine being the guy in a nebraska recruiting board talking about his 10+ years ago indiscretions on such a glorious Masters Sunday. Couldn't be me!

Again, your use of words is really poor. I generally apply the term "indiscretions" to people that make a poor choice or two. Going on a multiple year banging rampage is not giving a **** about anyone but himself.
 
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