NFL office pool written by a janitor

Stansfield

Redshirt
Apr 3, 2007
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How does this work? What are you supposed to do? I can't figure it out because I think a retarded fifth grader wrote it.
 

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
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but it looks like you circle the winner, decide what you think the final score of the Monday night game will be, add those two scores together and write that number down.

Then you give the sheet back to him with a $5 bill and cheer for the teams that you circled to win. If you get 10 or 11 right, you cheer for your score to be close in case there is a tie with another member of the pool.

But, I'm no janitor.</p>
 

weblow

Redshirt
Mar 3, 2008
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What is so difficult to understand? I suggest that maybe you start doing some crossword puzzles, try reading the comics and then you can graduate to the sports section. Who are you making fun of other than your own dumb ***?
 

Dawgfan61

Sophomore
Mar 2, 2008
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Fortunately, I used to work as a waiter and I can relate to janitors unlike the superior people such as yourself.

I believe the others are right, you would circle the winners. Then give a figure for the total points in the monday night game. Bring a $5 bill, (i think thats the one with abe lincoln on it), and give your picks to the janitor.

If you have any questions you could try talking to said janitor or send your accountant to handle the transaction...
 

Stansfield

Redshirt
Apr 3, 2007
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The janitor was an *** when asked to clarify the rules. That's why I am referring to him as a janitor.
 

Dawgfan61

Sophomore
Mar 2, 2008
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should be the biggest "douche" on the planet when dealing with someone like you who can't follow directions...

seriously my 22 month old daughter could probably figure it out...
 

Woof Man Jack

Redshirt
Apr 20, 2006
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Your intelligence is well below that of a retarded fifth grader. Hell, I bet the rules of rock-paper-scissors damn near make your head explode...good luck with the pool though.
 
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