New coke a cola product

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Latest coke a cola product

 

[JPFisher]

*Warning, do not drink this product while walking, jogging, running, or sprinting. Spontaneous tripping may occur. One may feel the sudden urge to act like you've been shot by a .50 BMG while consuming this product. This is normal, and for that reason, you should not operate heavy machinery while drinking this soda. Also, you'll totally cry like a ***** for no reason and look down at everyone else while you also root for the Yankees and Lakers. You may also start turning into a rat-faced little ****. Go **** yourself and buy more of our ****.*

 

[Son_Of_Saul]

The effect is the opposite of caffeine. It's already been tested on rats and it sends them right to sleep.

 

[bbnkat02]

*Warning, do not drink this product while walking, jogging, running, or sprinting. Spontaneous tripping may occur. One may feel the sudden urge to act like you've been shot by a .50 BMG while consuming this product. This is normal, and for that reason, you should not operate heavy machinery while drinking this soda. Also, you'll totally cry like a ***** for no reason and look down at everyone else while you also root for the Yankees and Lakers. You may also start turning into a rat-faced little ****. Go **** yourself and buy more of our ****.*

You may also feel superior to everyone else, and may even get away with small crimes committed in front of police officers.

 

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[bbnkat02]

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Fake news. Cal was chugging that during the Oakland Debacle.

 

[LineSkiCat14]