Here's the deal. A man I can't name (His initials are George Soros) is offering $100 per day plus expenses, transportation and meals for anyone willing to embed with the demonstrators across the nation to cause chaos. You get $50 extra for substantial property damage, $75 for igniting buildings or assaulting Trump supporters, $100 if a cop is hit and goes down.
If you get arrested I have already bought the prosecutors and judges. There will be a personal recognizance bond and no prosecution. there is a $100 bonus for that also.
Now here's the deal. I can get the assignment and collect the money each day. I'm not able to conduct that kind of activity anymore without severe shortness of breath and angina. If you will go in my place I will split it with you 50-50. Plus you can keep anything you can steal.
You know I'm kidding, but it could happen!
If you get arrested I have already bought the prosecutors and judges. There will be a personal recognizance bond and no prosecution. there is a $100 bonus for that also.
Now here's the deal. I can get the assignment and collect the money each day. I'm not able to conduct that kind of activity anymore without severe shortness of breath and angina. If you will go in my place I will split it with you 50-50. Plus you can keep anything you can steal.
You know I'm kidding, but it could happen!