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[StormyDaniels4Prez]

I partied a little too hard on Saturday night.
Ended up burning my couch and ended up at the strip club.

Finally made it home this morning and my old lady is saying I have to sleep on the couch.
Problem is as I said I burned it in celebration.

Anyone have a couch I can have for my living room.
Tried to find one at the second hand store but couldn't.

 

[SheriffBufordTJustice_rivals]

GregJacobs has a couch you can sleep on I am sure.
You might wake up in the middle of the night with him rubbing on your chest though.

 

[TheAlphaMale]

You sound like a cuck.

You should tell her to sleep on the couch.
If she says no then bang her sister

 

[WVUALLEN]

I partied a little too hard on Saturday night.
Ended up burning my couch and ended up at the strip club.

Finally made it home this morning and my old lady is saying I have to sleep on the couch.
Problem is as I said I burned it in celebration.

Anyone have a couch I can have for my living room.
Tried to find one at the second hand store but couldn't.

It's obvious you're not a mountaineer fan. Couches are only burned after major victories. Tennessee was not a big win. It was suppose to be a win. Learn the rules before striking a match.

 

[StormyDaniels4Prez]

It's obvious you're not a mountaineer fan. Couches are only burned after major victories. Tennessee was not a big win. It was suppose to be a win. Learn the rules before striking a match.

Teach me the ways of the Mountaineers, Master Yoda.
I just moved here and want to fit in.

 

[SeronimusPratt]

This is a stupid thread. And that's saying a lot for this board...

 

[TheFakeNewsMan]

WVU and their wonderful highly educated fans do not partake in the burning of couches anymore.
WV left that behind like they left sPitt behind in the Big East.