I live in this super boring suburban neighborhood, winding streets, cul de sacs, the whole bit. Great neighborhood, nothing exciting or scandalous ever happens.
The **** people find to rile themselves up about never ceases to amaze me. I'm in a facebook group for the neighborhood and people will frequently post and be like, "There was a car parked by my house, I called the police to investigate. Be on the lookout!"
God forbid somebody sees a coyote, let alone two or three coyotes, they lose their goddamned minds like the coyotes are gonna pick your locks and come upstairs to rip your throat out.
