Nebraska insults

[Anon1751457816]

Let's hear em!

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Why Nebraska?



Because F*** Nebraska, that's why.

 

[WEH8ST8HAWK]

Wind's out of the west today, because Nebraska blows!!!!

 

[Max Rebo]

Only one good thing ever came out of Nebraska … Interstate 80.

 

[Anon1751457816]

Why Nebraska?



Because F*** Nebraska, that's why.

Ya!

Wait

Something feels off

 

[Outbackbowl2017]

Nebraska fans always say Iowa sucks. Iowa fans retort well, Nebraska swallows.

 

[JerseyCityHawk]

Why Nebraska?



Because F*** Nebraska, that's why.

Damn straight my friend

 

[JerseyCityHawk]

Nebraska fans always say Iowa sucks. Iowa fans retort well, Nebraska swallows.

lol awesome

 

[Max Rebo]

Did you know they had to put artificial turf in Memorial Stadium to keep the Nebraska cheerleaders from grazing after the games?

 

[rchawk]

The co-best team in the country before any of their players were born. They say that makes them blue bloods.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Nebraska football: Like VHS tapes and Starter jackets.

 

[Hawk4Ever!]

Did you know they had to put artificial turf in Memorial Stadium to keep the Nebraska cheerleaders from grazing after the games?

Huskers going to real grass next year. The cheerleaders will be midwest healthy.

 

[Hawkman34]

The state motto should be: “Welcome to Nebraska: Hope You Like Regret.”​

If boredom was a state, it would sue Nebraska for copyright infringement.

The most popping nightlife in Nebraska is the bug zapper.

Nebraska: Where your dreams go to slow down and take a long, boring nap.

Even the cows look like they’re begging to be transferred to Iowa.

The official state sport is counting exits.

Nebraska is what happens when God forgot to finish a level and said, Eh...who cares.

 

[rchawk]

The state motto should be: “Welcome to Nebraska: Hope You Like Regret.”​

If boredom was a state, it would sue Nebraska for copyright infringement.

The most popping nightlife in Nebraska is the bug zapper.

Nebraska: Where your dreams go to slow down and take a long, boring nap.

Even the cows look like they’re begging to be transferred to Iowa.

The official state sport is counting exits.

Nebraska is what happens when God forgot to finish a level and said, Eh...who cares.

They call the University of Nebraska NU. And they wonder why they were kicked out of the AAU.

 

[WeBeHerkin]

Springsteen's worst album was "Nebraska". Sounded constipated

 

[oldxbbc]

Whew-after reading all this, hope the Hawks win Friday or.................

 

[UIAlumFireFighter]

Whew-after reading all this, hope the Hawks win Friday or.................

Playing a true freshman QB and their defense gives up a ton of rushing yards - our strength, obviously.

We should crush them, but, we’ll do our Iowa thing and squeeze out a nail-biter I’m sure.

 

[rchawk]

The state motto should be: “Welcome to Nebraska: Hope You Like Regret.”​

If boredom was a state, it would sue Nebraska for copyright infringement.

The most popping nightlife in Nebraska is the bug zapper.

Nebraska: Where your dreams go to slow down and take a long, boring nap.

Even the cows look like they’re begging to be transferred to Iowa.

The official state sport is counting exits.

Nebraska is what happens when God forgot to finish a level and said, Eh...who cares.

Nationally known for their girls volleyball team.

 

[Max Rebo]