My wife is really concerned

[Dawgbite]

That Coach Jo always wears long sleeve shirts. At the top of her peeves is the State sweatshirt over a collared shirt when it's 96 degrees outside. She is going to keep asking until I come up with a believable answer so help a brother out. If you know the correct answer, pass it on. If not gimme something that sounds believable.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Why the hell do you think he moved South?

 

[Shmuley]

Skin cancer risk reduction.

 

[notoriousD_O_G]

It's cooler at Penn State so long sleeve shirts were really effective there. He doesn't see any reason they won't work at MSU so he's not going to change no matter the circumstances.

 

[The_Pylon]

JoMos wife mentioned it

That Coach Jo always wears long sleeve shirts. At the top of her peeves is the State sweatshirt over a collared shirt when it's 96 degrees outside. She is going to keep asking until I come up with a believable answer so help a brother out. If you know the correct answer, pass it on. If not gimme something that sounds believable.

In an article in a local magazine.
She said it’s always been his look, short sleeve over long sleeve.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

He's got tat sleeves that would apall the blue hairs and many of us. Think Pete & Pete turned up to ELEVEN.

 

[Bullldawg78]

I heard he went straight to tattoo parlor on old 82 on his arrival and got a Marquee looking F$&K OLE MISS tatoo on his arm with Addias symbol under it*******

 

[Dawgbite]

It's cooler at Penn State so long sleeve shirts were really effective there. He doesn't see any reason they won't work at MSU so he's not going to change no matter the circumstances.

ISWYDT

 

[natchezdawg]

Let me know if you see him in jeans and a braided belt...

I’ll really start to worry then.

 

[preacher_dawg]

I’ll really start to worry then.

Hey, what's wrong with Jean's and a braided belt?

 

[Dawg1976]

Did she ask the same thing when Mullen wore long sleeves during August camp?

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Hey Gene**

 

[cowbell88]

I’m with Cochise, he got tats that would make Rosebowl jealous.

 

[TrueMaroonGrind]

Quite a few guys I used to work landscape with wore sweat shirts all summer. I never got a good explanation. Most of them were from Mexico or Central America.

 

[JoMo MoJo]

Honestly I’m sure it’s some kind of Tech-Fit stuff that breathes unbelievably well. I have a long sleeve Adidas pullover from Iupe’s and I wear it at work with scrubs and over a tee shirt all the time. It’s one of the most comfortable things I own.

 

[skydawg1]

He might have a skin condition? I had a boss that wore long sleeves all year long. But we all knew why. I swear I've seen JoeMo wearing a short sleeve shirt a time or two.

 

[Dawgzilla]

Its an Adidas thing. The man has eaten his way into baggy clothes. Adidas doesn't want him wearing any of their form fitting attire.

 

[HD6]

View attachment 11539

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Before the Petunia XXX tats. Your googling means nothing.*

 

[Bulldog45]

Maybe that’s what the steel mill workers (including his father) always wore and that’s just how he chooses to dress. Who knows/who cares.

 

[RingN2012]

Quite a few guys I used to work landscape with wore sweat shirts all summer. I never got a good explanation. Most of them were from Mexico or Central America.

I knew some guys like this also. I believe it is because they start to sweat, the sleeves get wet and it cools them down.

 

[Dawgbite]

View attachment 11539

Next press conference ask him, you have access. I don't think you will get a book deal out of it though!

 

[KentuckyDawg13]

Tats

 

[jumpdawg]

As I understand it, he was watching the news release on ESPN of his hiring and they reported he was going to the MSU Rebels. He ran out and got Hotty down one arm and Toddy down the other.

 

[Junction John]

I've got a couple of those long sleeve fishing shirts and they are much cooler

Quite a few guys I used to work landscape with wore sweat shirts all summer. I never got a good explanation. Most of them were from Mexico or Central America.

than short sleeves. Sun doesn't penetrate, plus they wick sweat. It's like air conditioner for your arms[SUP]TM[/SUP]


But I'm also from Guatemala, so maybe that's why.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Couldn't be track marks he is hiding. Its either tats......or he has pointy elbows. He knows we will not tolerate pointy elbows.

 

[Mjoelner]

He's a cutter. **

 

[dannyripms]

Ask her if she see's Joe eye brow. That's the peoples eye brow. Then tell her it doesn't matter what she likes. The peoples eye brow can do whatever the eye brow wants.

 

[Tractorman]

just his style, he wears ss too

 

[T-TownDawgg]

What a difference a week makes. About 5 days ago, many here were sizing him for a coffin (with no air vents), now a whole thread on somebody's wife's JoMo-sleves/non-sleeves concerns.

 

[Dawgbite]

FYI, saw JoMo on the news tonight and he had a long sleeve shirt under a short sleeve shirt. I also listened to Hadad on Head2Ass today on the ride home and not once did he mention this vast conundrum. He is never going to get a book deal at this rate.

 

[HumpDawgy]

I heard a rumor that he drinks with a straw. Unbelievable!

 

[FlotownDawg]

Is it a plastic straw or a paper straw?

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

He's a cutter. **

Yea because that is something to joke about....smh

 

[Dawgbite]

Is it a plastic straw or a paper straw?

I rate paper straws right up there with mesh toilet paper. I'm just not a fan.