My balls was hot?

[Meat Lab]

 

[BW Lion]

Whatever gets you happy

 

[step.eng69]

Show them to me Lewis

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

My 3 year old grandson once said to me out of the blue... " papi, when I'm hot my balls are hot, but when I'm cold my balls are cold"

3 year olds say the greatest shiit

 

[Connorpozlee]

When my oldest was 1 she found her way into the bathroom while I was showering, unbeknownst to me. I stepped out of the shower and was shocked to see her just standing right there in the bath mat. I froze and just stared for about a second. She reached up and gave the little fella a tug, like she was calling for Lurch.

 

[psuro]

When my oldest was 1 she found her way into the bathroom while I was showering, unbeknownst to me. I stepped out of the shower and was shocked to see her just standing right there in the bath mat. I froze and just stared for about a second. She reached up and gave the little fella a tug, like she was calling for Lurch.

Expect Child Protective Services to show up at your door.

 

[LionJim]

Expect Child Protective Services to show up at your door.

Yeah, plus the FBI.

 

[Connorpozlee]

Expect Child Protective Services to show up at your door.

Yeah, plus the FBI.

And maybe Louis Freeh.

 

[LionJim]

And maybe Louis Freeh.

I hope you have mean dogs. If not, you can borrow mine.

 

[EricStratton-RushChairman]

When my oldest was 1 she found her way into the bathroom while I was showering, unbeknownst to me. I stepped out of the shower and was shocked to see her just standing right there in the bath mat. I froze and just stared for about a second. She reached up and gave the little fella a tug, like she was calling for Lurch.

 

[Ghost of OM]

When my son was about 3 we were interviewing Nannie’s for the summer. It was hot so we were sitting on the patio while my son played on the screened in porch. After a few minutes the screen door banged open and there he stood - buck naked. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, “my balls were hot”. Poor nanny candidate looked like her head was going to explode. We never heard back from her.

 

[OUIrPSU]

Those of you who know SCOTS probably already know this hidden gem (Skip forward to 10:54):

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

This was after he just knocked out a dude

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

Black Beast ain’t no joke watch “I’m gonna bang his asss up”

 

[Anon1690805700]

"Nuts hot nuts you get 'em from the peanut man"

Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts Band.

 

[LionJim]

"Nuts hot nuts you get 'em from the peanut man"

Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts Band.

Hot nuts hot nuts, get ‘em any way you can.

 

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