Most Intimating Mascot?

Jeffreauxdawg

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I figured Horsedongs were more intimating that Bulldongs but maybe I’ve only seen white Bulldongs. 🤷‍♂️
Here's a handy chart. 3 observations:

1. Underestimate the Argentine Blue Billed Duck at your own peril.

2. No wonder those silverback gorillas are always so pissed off.

3. The long neck of the giraffe makes a lot more sense.

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WilCoDawg

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Here's a handy chart. 3 observations:

1. Underestimate the Argentine Blue Billed Duck at your own peril.

2. No wonder those silverback gorillas are always so pissed off.

3. The long neck of the giraffe makes a lot more sense.

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Jeffreauxdawg

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Use to in the Marines they called the oil funnel, "The donkey dick"
It's actually a jerry can funnel...


Interestingly enough, 20 years ago I was doing joint training with the Brits, and someone asked for a donkey dick. A British dude turned to me and asked what the hell a donkey dick was, to which I replied that it was the fuel nozzle for the Jerry can. He looked me dead in the eye and said “Oh! We call it a horse cock!”.

We truly are two nations separated by a common language.
 

GloryDawg

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It's actually a jerry can funnel...


Interestingly enough, 20 years ago I was doing joint training with the Brits, and someone asked for a donkey dick. A British dude turned to me and asked what the hell a donkey dick was, to which I replied that it was the fuel nozzle for the Jerry can. He looked me dead in the eye and said “Oh! We call it a horse cock!”.

We truly are two nations separated by a common language.
I wasn't Motor T. I was a ground pounder. I used to laugh every time I heard donkey dick. I wonder are they still allowed to use that term.
 

bully12

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Sep 2, 2012
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Here's a handy chart. 3 observations:

1. Underestimate the Argentine Blue Billed Duck at your own peril.

2. No wonder those silverback gorillas are always so pissed off.

3. The long neck of the giraffe makes a lot more sense.

View attachment 732258

Here's a handy chart. 3 observations:

1. Underestimate the Argentine Blue Billed Duck at your own peril.

2. No wonder those silverback gorillas are always so pissed off.

3. The long neck of the giraffe makes a lot more sense.

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OopsICroomedmypants

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I saw an erect elephant once on a nature show while changing channels and I initially thought I stumbled upon a 5 legged elephant.
 

Dawgbite

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The most intimidating mascot is The Crimson Tide. That little red devil has ruined many a man’s weekend although the alternative is child support!
 

Dawgg

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I mean.. if “intimating” means the one you’d most like to get intimate with, Dallas has a couple…

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