More airplane dumassery...

[HotMop]

Couple just boarded the plane looking for row 1...couldn't understand how it was the first row.

 

[Dawgbite]

The first week of college football is called Week Zero! Shouldn’t your first birthday be the day you’re born and not a year later?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Couple just boarded the plane looking for row 1...couldn't understand how it was the first row.

computer engineers count from 0?***

 

[GloryDawg]

So, what you are saying is the reason why the world didn't go to hell and planes fall out of the sky in 2000 was because Y2K was really Y2001K.

 

[o_Hot Rock]

The first week of college football is called Week Zero! Shouldn’t your first birthday be the day you’re born and not a year later?

It is, but you turn 1 year old on the 1st anniversary of your first birthday. At some point the anniversary part got dropped.






That’s all BS…. See it may even be right, you do t know

 

[RocketDawg]

The first week of college football is called Week Zero! Shouldn’t your first birthday be the day you’re born and not a year later?

........

 

[The Peeper]

Couple just boarded the plane looking for row 1...couldn't understand how it was the first row.

Shouldn't this be dubmassery?

 

[o_Hot Rock]

I was close enough. Birth day or birth date are two words signifying the day you were born. The compound word birthday is short for the anniversary of your birth day. So you turn 1 on your first birthday.

 

[skipperDawg]

The first week of college football is called Week Zero! Shouldn’t your first birthday be the day you’re born and not a year later?

To go a step further, shouldn’t it be when ole dad let it soak too long in mom?

 

[HotMop]

Shouldn't this be dubmassery?

I'm an dumbass.

 

[Villagedawg]

The first week of college football is called Week Zero! Shouldn’t your first birthday be the day you’re born and not a year later?

That is your ONLY birthday.

 

[HotMop]

The first week of college football is called Week Zero! Shouldn’t your first birthday be the day you’re born and not a year later?

I propose we go by months instead.

 

[Predestined]

No need to judge. Maybe they were looking for flight attendant Rowan.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

This is why I fly coach, boarding group 9. I don’t have to get on early and deal with watching others board the plane.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

This is why I fly coach, boarding group 9. I don’t have to get on early and deal with watching others board the plane.

Except you're at the *** end of the plane and watching people get off a plane is even more infuriating.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Except you're at the *** end of the plane and watching people get off a plane is even more infuriating.

I like the back end of the plane. Aisle seat about 2 rows up from the bathroom. I can hit the head with reckless abandon and I’m never far from a stewardess. I’m in no rush.

 

[FreeDawg]

Pro tip: never book FC in row 1. The bulkhead means you have no under seat storage for your personal item. Last flight I was on I slummed booking 2nd leg in MCE but got upgraded to FC but it was row 1. Tragic.

Also, FC on your first leg out of JAN on an ERJ or CRJ is like the VIP section of Applebees.

 

[FreeDawg]

Except you're at the *** end of the plane and watching people get off a plane is even more infuriating.

This. I’m not waiting on 75-300 idiots to deplane. Or having to check a bag because of no overhead. I’ll sit for longer, connect to WiFi, and enjoy my pdb before I get stuck and miss a tight connection.

 

[Duke Humphrey]

Flying hasn’t been the same since they moved the bus stop to the airport

 

[HotMop]

Pro tip: never book FC in row 1. The bulkhead means you have no under seat storage for your personal item. Last flight I was on I slummed booking 2nd leg in MCE but got upgraded to FC but it was row 1. Tragic.

Also, FC on your first leg out of JAN on an ERJ or CRJ is like the VIP section of Applebees.

Don't degrade the awesomeness of Applebees.