Folks are upset that we have been embarrassed in the last two games, however, this is in part to our misinterpreting statements from Coach JoMo. Let me illustrate….
“We are a left lane team.” – We took this to mean that the team was going to be attacking on offense and always looking to overtake the opponent. In reality, JoMo meant that we are headed in the wrong direction, in the wrong lane and we are in for several head-on collisions.
“Do you know your ring size?” – Yeah, we thought he was suggesting that we would be winning a championship. In reality, he and Mama JoMo were having a discussion on the plane ride to Starkville when it came to light that JoMo didn’t know his ring size. He explained to his wife that it was not uncommon for men to be unaware of their ring size and when he exited the plane, he began asking all of the players, “Do you know your ring size?”, to prove his point.
“I sometimes refer to our offense as the Chipotle offense. There’s not a ton of ingredients but there’s a ton of mixing and matching going on.” – Ya’ll thought this meant we would be innovative with multiple looks……Nope, he just meant our offense would be like the explosive diarrhea you experience after eating at Chipotle.
Please feel free to add your favorite “Moorhead Misunderstandings”.
“We are a left lane team.” – We took this to mean that the team was going to be attacking on offense and always looking to overtake the opponent. In reality, JoMo meant that we are headed in the wrong direction, in the wrong lane and we are in for several head-on collisions.
“Do you know your ring size?” – Yeah, we thought he was suggesting that we would be winning a championship. In reality, he and Mama JoMo were having a discussion on the plane ride to Starkville when it came to light that JoMo didn’t know his ring size. He explained to his wife that it was not uncommon for men to be unaware of their ring size and when he exited the plane, he began asking all of the players, “Do you know your ring size?”, to prove his point.
“I sometimes refer to our offense as the Chipotle offense. There’s not a ton of ingredients but there’s a ton of mixing and matching going on.” – Ya’ll thought this meant we would be innovative with multiple looks……Nope, he just meant our offense would be like the explosive diarrhea you experience after eating at Chipotle.
Please feel free to add your favorite “Moorhead Misunderstandings”.
