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DudahUK

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Piss always hits me coming home from work. Just about every morning I get out the truck, it's straight to behind the shed. I'll do it in broad daylight while cutting grass. I could really care less what my neighbors think about me.
Piss always hit you coming home from work? Damn bud. That must suck. Have you tried an umbrella? Just thinking out loud here.
 

*Fox2Monk*

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Big O, I am with you on pissing in your own yard.
I have a 7ft privacy fence around my place and today while power washing, I had to pee. I am in my late 70's and when the urge hits, you gotta go.
So, I am in my yard, hidden behind my fence with nothing around me and I take a pee and low and behold, my neighbor sticks their head up over the fence and when they saw me peeing, a loud "OH my" came out.
I was soaking wet, dirty and if I had went inside, that meant taking off my wet socks and shoes.

My yard, my rules.

But now that it has been a few hours since all that, I am starting to wonder about the "OH MY"; Since I had my shirt off too, I am thinking now my neighbor, a lady slightly younger then me, might have been yelling "Oh my" for another reason!

Go Big Blue.
She wanted some old blue fart.
 

DudahUK

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Piss always hits me coming home from work. Just about every morning I get out the truck, it's straight to behind the shed. I'll do it in broad daylight while cutting grass. I could really care less what my neighbors think about me.
Hold up. I got the remedy. Have you tried doing it in reverse? Aka backwards?
 

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Noledynasty2490

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Dude better turn into a Larry Bird at his peak Clone! If it’s ten million dollars that is. I’d say close to 7 though, (so Larry as a NBA Rookie), 😆. Man that’s crazy money.
There is no reason to be expecting any such thing. There is three years of film, he is a good player and elite shooter but he is pretty far from Larry Legend as a complete player. You are talking conservatively a top 10 all time guy and a crazy level passer.
 

DudahUK

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Loved it. Had to watch it twice to really get it. Nolan is an awesome director. Well, he was. I don't know what he was thinking with The Odyssey casting.
Yeah imma watch it tonight. Agree. I was so looking forward to seeing that movie but of course he went woke.
 
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26MichaelUK

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Piss always hits me coming home from work. Just about every morning I get out the truck, it's straight to behind the shed. I'll do it in broad daylight while cutting grass. I could really care less what my neighbors think about me.
I'll never forget being at church camp at 10 years old and it was the first time I had unlimited soda at my disposal. While the boys were finishing up swimming all 40+ girls had congregated outside the pool fence. I had to piss so bad I jumped out the pool and soon as I got through the wooden fence I pissed like a fire hydrant going off. All of a sudden I hear girls screaming. I had not looked up or I'd of seen all these girls 15 feet from me. Some screamed, some cried, some stared and some prayed lol. It's literally my most hilariously embarrassing memory from childhood. I think I may have even splashed urine on some of them lol. But damnit I had to go. And I finished and shook it off and ran back into the pool.
 

DudahUK

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lots of these people are sarcastic, if you aren't on here they change from day to day.
Yup. Life’s a lot more fun when people don’t take everything so seriously. We’re on a message board talking about a team that puts a ball in a basket at the end of the day.
 
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mdluk1

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If we’ve learned nothing from the past few years, even when they show up in our uniform it does t mean they’ll ever play!
If we’ve learned ANYTHING , its that there are a ton of trolls or Debbie downers on this board.
 
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DudahUK

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I don’t think “learning” Pope’s system is the hard part. It’s a read-based system which relies on someone to be a good communicator, have good chemistry with teammates, be able to anticipate teammates’ reads, anticipate defenders’ reads and make the immediate correct decisions.
Which is basketball. Right?
 
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