Mike Ekeler...

DrAlan_Grant

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Mike Ekeler punches players. We really want that?

/s because unfortunately it has to be stated.
 

WHCSC

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Can you please repost this as some kind of poll? TIA
 

RedMyMind

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I’d punch your grandmother, too, for just an above average ST coach.
get in line

 

DrAlan_Grant

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Did you not listen to what this kid said other that that?
Yes...we obviously need some passionate coaching on this team.
I did.


Maybe you don't know what /s means.

I'd love for him to be our special teams coach.
 

V-Doub

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I'd dig up your sweet grandmother and punch her in the face for a great special teams coach. 😐

This thread is going down a dark path. And on that note, I’d dig up your dead grandmother and punch her right in her fart box and post it on Reddit.

For a decent special teams coach of course…
 

Neb79

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Ah, this thread reminds me of a joke:
A guy walks into a whorehouse. Says to the madam, “I’m bored with sex. I’ve done it every way there is and I feel like I’ve done it all. There isn’t anything I haven’t done”. Madam says, “up the stairs, first door on your right”. So the guy walks into there and lo and behold, a 90 year old lady in a rocking chair. She says, “I’ll take my eye out and you rub your dick in there reaaaaal good”. The guy responds, “Jesus Christ That’s Disgusting! But I said I’d done it all and I’ve never tried that….” And he went ahead and did it. And actually enjoyed it. So he says, “You know what, I may be back!” And she responded, “I’ll keep an eye out!”

Posted with fervent aspirations for new ST Coach
 
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Ah, this thread reminds me of a joke:
A guy walks into a whorehouse. Says to the madam, “I’m bored with sex. I’ve done it every way there is and I feel like I’ve done it all. There isn’t anything I haven’t done”. Madam says, “up the stairs, first door on your right”. So the guy walks into there and lo and behold, a 90 year old lady in a rocking chair. She says, “I’ll take my eye out and you rub your dick in there reaaaaal good”. The guy responds, “Jesus Christ That’s Disgusting! But I said I’d done it all and I’ve never tried that….” And he went ahead and did it. And actually enjoyed it. So he says, “You know what, I may be back!” And she responded, “I’ll keep an eye out!”

Posted with fervent aspirations for new ST Coach
After reading that I'm regretting my post. 😂Bottom line. We all want a good ST coach really bad.
 

Spinner45

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I just don’t see this happening. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Matt has yet to really hire anyone with a deep Husker past. Eckler is from the state, and coached here. I think most people can agree Matt’s pretty insecure. Even if you don’t agree with that here, you know it deep down or I’d have to question your intelligence

But maybe Matt will do it. He’s finally started to get out of his own way on some hires. We need a guy who’s coached pressure. the old guy had never had to deal with it as much
 
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V-Doub

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I just don’t see this happening. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Matt has yet to really hire anyone with a deep Husker past. Eckler is from the state, and coached here. I think most people can agree Matt’s pretty insecure. Even if you don’t agree with that here, you know it deep down or I’d have to question your intelligence

But maybe Matt will do it. He’s finally started to get out of his own way on some hires. We need a guy who’s coached pressure. the old guy had never had to deal with it as much

Get a load of this fvcking guy…

laugh laughing at you GIF by Pose FX
 

Big bo fan

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I just don’t see this happening. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Matt has yet to really hire anyone with a deep Husker past. Eckler is from the state, and coached here. I think most people can agree Matt’s pretty insecure. Even if you don’t agree with that here, you know it deep down or I’d have to question your intelligence

But maybe Matt will do it. He’s finally started to get out of his own way on some hires. We need a guy who’s coached pressure. the old guy had never had to deal with it as much
I think most can agree you were dropped to many times as a baby.
 

Huskers123456

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Does this special teams coach seem to be taking an awfully long time? What could be the hold up? College is over. We already hired someone a month ago off a team still in the playoffs.
 

WHCSC

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Does this special teams coach seem to be taking an awfully long time? What could be the hold up? College is over. We already hired someone a month ago off a team still in the playoffs.
What would they be doing right now?
 

Zeke2005

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Does this special teams coach seem to be taking an awfully long time? What could be the hold up? College is over. We already hired someone a month ago off a team still in the playoffs.
He’s got nothing in the works that’s going to pan out is my fear. Yeah sometimes assistant coaches make a move in February but not often.
 

WHCSC

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Watching film? Recruiting? Moving? Learning players names?

Are you saying we should hire someone the day before spring practice because anything before that is inconsequential?
No. I think they should hire someone when they know it’s the right person and not just to appease fans.
 

Huskers123456

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No. I think they should hire someone when they know it’s the right person and not just to appease fans.
I'm just pointing out that it's a little concerning that he has likely known for several months he wasn't going to retain Foley and we are within days of February and no one has been announced. That would lead me to believe he didn't have someone in mind.
 

oldjar07

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I just don’t see this happening. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Matt has yet to really hire anyone with a deep Husker past. Eckler is from the state, and coached here. I think most people can agree Matt’s pretty insecure. Even if you don’t agree with that here, you know it deep down or I’d have to question your intelligence

But maybe Matt will do it. He’s finally started to get out of his own way on some hires. We need a guy who’s coached pressure. the old guy had never had to deal with it as much
I think there's some legitimate cause for concern that he's not able to wrap up 2 coaching staff spots 3 weeks after most teams had wrapped up their seasons. Thought he was the hardest working coach out there? People would have called Bo or Frost lazy for the same reason.
 
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I'm just pointing out that it's a little concerning that he has likely known for several months he wasn't going to retain Foley and we are within days of February and no one has been announced. That would lead me to believe he didn't have someone in mind.
WHCSC is with you from what I can tell.

He basically said, what the heck else would they be doing right now more important than this…is the way I took it.
 

Big bo fan

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Does this special teams coach seem to be taking an awfully long time? What could be the hold up? College is over. We already hired someone a month ago off a team still in the playoffs.
My guess is Mike Ekelers contract with Tennessee expires January 31st .