Maybe We Should Reconsider Letting Texas Join

[MaroonOldCrow]

Sure, the SEC has motorcycle incidents with staffers and Happy Endings, but this is a bit much:

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog...y-violently-attacked-a-young-trick-or-treater

 

[patdog]

Need to see video of the girlfriend's stage show before I can form an opinion on this.

 

[dawgman42]

I am now insane.

 

[MaroonOldCrow]

https://www.youtube.com/user/twisstyle1

 

[11thEagleFan]

So the special teams coach’s stripper girlfriend’s pet monkey mauled a trick-or-treater?

Doesn’t get more special than that.

 

[Felonious Junk]

What a circus

 

[Ralph Cramden]

Well I'm pretty sure I would have a hard time saying no to that girls monkey. Even as I was enjoying it, in the back of my mind I would know eventually it would end badly. But you take that monkey