Max Scherzer ejected...

[Maroon Eagle]

Foreign substance on his glove.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

If you ain’t cheatin, you ain’t tryin

 

[HotMop]

Foreign substance on his glove.

Rick: What's that **** on your chest?
Eddie: [wipes his finger across his chest] Crisco; [wipes his finger across his waist line] Bardol; [wipes his finger along his head] Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. 'Course if the umps are watching me real close I just rub a little jalapeño juice up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... [wipes his nose] ...wipe my nose.
Rick: You put snot on the ball?

 

[BingleCocktail]

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Rick: What's that **** on your chest?
Eddie: [wipes his finger across his chest] Crisco; [wipes his finger across his waist line] Bardol; [wipes his finger along his head] Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. 'Course if the umps are watching me real close I just rub a little jalapeño juice up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... [wipes his nose] ...wipe my nose.
Rick: You put snot on the ball?

It couldn't have been Vagisil or else the umpires would've recognized it right away the way they have been acting this year

 

[The Peeper]

Buck doesn't look happy........
Niekro admitted after that game it was an emery board and a piece of sandpaper, for filing his nails between innings.......Yeah ok right Joe

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[BingleCocktail]

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NEOPOLITAN FLAVORED?

 

[Cantdoitsal]

Gaylord ruled this. He would sometimes pretend to have stuff just to get inside the heads of umps and batters.

 

[Lettucexxxx]

If you bet, take the Mets ML his next outing