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Let‘s have some fun with this:


Mark ”Progress “ is so bad that …….


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Mark Progress is so bad that if he wins one more game, the RR mods might actually have to delete the "Fire Mark" megathread for 15 minutes.

Mark Progress is so bad that he’s currently the only guy in Kentucky who's under .500 against his own fan base.

Mark Progress is so lost that he could get lost in a one-man huddle.

Mark Progress is so bad that he’s the only coach in history to have more buyout rumors than SEC road wins.
 
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Mark Progress record is so bad at 46–26 that he’s officially the only person in Lexington who can’t get a table at Jeff Ruby’s without a disguise.
 
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NociHTTP said:
No wonder no one wants to coach here 😞
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Let’s be real: People "don't want to coach here" is the same way people "don't want to win the Powerball" because the taxes are too high.


The truth is, coaching at Kentucky is so "terrible" that Mark Progress practically sprinted from Provo to Lexington without even packing a suitcase just to get a taste of that $22 million NIL budget.


there’s a line of coaches out the door willing to get roasted on Rupp Rafters daily if it means getting a private jet and a salary that could buy a small island.
 
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Wayne Dougan said:
OP has me convinced they rolled out Rupp Rafters at a mental hospital.
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okay , i will play along…. Are we ready to check ourselves into the thread, or should we just keep monitoring the symptoms and wait until the next season of Mark Progress?
 
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AJG-15 said:
Let‘s have some fun with this:


Mark ”Progress “ is so bad that …….


here are few attempt to get us started.

Mark Progress is so bad that if he wins one more game, the RR mods might actually have to delete the "Fire Mark" megathread for 15 minutes.

Mark Progress is so bad that he’s currently the only guy in Kentucky who's under .500 against his own fan base.

Mark Progress is so lost that he could get lost in a one-man huddle.

Mark Progress is so bad that he’s the only coach in history to have more buyout rumors than SEC road wins.
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does your sorry *** even slightly comprehend all the injuries he has had to coach around? just sit down and STFU
 
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wldctky said:
does your sorry *** even slightly comprehend all the injuries he has had to coach around? just sit down and STFU
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is that you Mark?
wldctky said:
does your sorry *** even slightly comprehend all the injuries he has had to coach around? just sit down and STFU
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Didn’t IS had their best player injured right before the game? It seems their coach made the right adjustment on a roster build for far less than 22 mil.

Yes, I don’t comprehend Mark Progress , how he trained the team for a left hand PG Lowe. lol

And if I would be to buy that lame excuse of left handed PG….Wasnt Acaden Lewis left handed why didn’t Pope could retain him with all that NIL? Isnt JJ left handed , how come Pope didn’t develop him? Wasn’t the Lowe injury at the beginning of the season? Are you telling me that the offensive guru of coach, could not adjust the whole season to have the bigs or other guys catch the ball from right handed PG, DA?

so IS Coach could adjust with one day notice but Mark Progress could not do it over a whole season?

and who did put together the roster, me , you , or Mark Progress?

Yes, those are incomprehensible excuses by a coach that is over his head and instead of apologizing to the fan base , he is attacking his predecessors and BBN in his desperate effort to keep his job.
 
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Mark progress is so bad he has one win against anybody that's good in the SEC over the last two seasons.
 
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wldctky said:
does your sorry *** even slightly comprehend all the injuries he has had to coach around? just sit down and STFU
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His 5 worst players made more money than the entire team and coaching staff of the WCC 3rd seed he needed a half court shot to beat. Why don't you STFU and go away, nobody asked you to be in the thread.
 
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