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CochiseCowbell

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Every thread, including the sports ones, is turning into a political interwebs slap fight. Let's lighten the mood.

I was in the shower listening to The Doors & wondered if I missed an opportunity to name my lower brain Mr. Mojo Risin'.

Fellas (Ladies feel free to chime in) what names do your twig & berries have? Did you name them yourself or were they dubbed?

I'll start: The Duke. His friends are Pancho & Lefty.
 

CochiseCowbell

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A beer? No. Two? Yes, more often than not for an after work evening shower. Who doesn't? With Natty Light you're basically just renting it.
 

TBone.sixpack

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Beers in the shower rules.

Six packers telling each other their peckers names?

YOUVE HAD YOUR MOMENT WUHAN! Open this 17er UP!
 
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CochiseCowbell

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I figured it's anonymous so who gives a ****? Just thought I'd lighten the mood. If I'm ridiculed so be it.
 

Dawgcap

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A beer? No. Two? Yes, more often than not for an after work evening shower. Who doesn't? With Natty Light you're basically just renting it.
Natty Light. That’s rent I don’t mind paying. I hope not because I’ve drank enough the last month or so. And I drank too many before this!! I think I’ll open another one
 

biguglyjoe

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It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. - Brian Fantana
 

PineGroveBully

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Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on, Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
 

Dawgbite

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Captain America and the Privates. The real question is, do you recycle the first Natty in the shower before you finish the second?
 
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