Landon Sims pitching like...

[Drebin]

....he's eating at Ryan's and the ******* just freed up

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Sims is so good

He struck a man out in two pitches

 

[mcdawg22]

Like he left his wallet on a video poker machine in Council Bluffs and he needs to go back and get it.

 

[dawgman42]

Fighting Irish trying to escape the confessional booth.