Reading all these assistant coaches’ names started the internal calculator in my head. Aside from what they will pay Kiffin, these guys are the types who will come at a premium price. I’m easily coming up with a potential $5 million price tag for assistants with these names-and you know good and well that Old Mrs is going to overpay for Kiffin. His agent is making sure of that. Of course, the Pissers love to talk about how much money they have, and they really love to show off. I can see them paying him a ridiculous amount of money just to show off. One of the rumors out there in recent days was that Arkansas had $10 million per year for Kiffin and his staff to come to Arkansas. I assume that Old Mrs is making a larger offer than that. Otherwise I can’t see any other reason that he would choose them over Arkansas-other than the p¥$$y. I’m sure old Joey Freshwater is factoring that in.
With the Landsharts is all about the money. It’s always been all about the money. Well, the money and the optics. They will use this coaching hire for all it’s worth-a chance to draw attention to themselves. Richard Cross has been jerking off on his radio show talking about the Pissers making a “splash” and making a “splash hire”. He and his cohorts are talking about Kiffin like he’s the Second Coming. Absolutely no mention of any of the negatives about him other than him leaving Tennessee. They definitely think this qualifies as a “splash hire” for all the world to see. That seems to be what they’re most interested in at this point- what it looks like to the rest of the world.
