Kelly apologizes!!!

KurtRambis4

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Looks like the Rev. has already righted the ship. It's a Christmas miracle1!!1 Praise Jesus and Freeze1!!1

 

MaronMatters

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That is easily one of the most hypocritical groups of people I have ever seen. You know those people that drink all week long, snort piles of booger sugar and generally act like jackasses when they think nobody is looking, but will kiss your baby and show up for church on Sunday just to be seen? There is a good chance those people are UMiss fans. One. Big. Farce. An empty show.
 
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patdog

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Hilarious. He apologized. So it's all OK now. And I'm SURE he serves meals to the poor every year and this isn't just a publicity stunt. Because that's just the kind of guy he is. That is, when he's not getting kicked out of clubs, spitting on people, fighting the police, fighting with coaches, getting kicked off his high school team, getting kicked off his college team, am I missing anything here?

ETA: Now that I think about it, there's a pretty good chance he's had to do something like this as part of his community service sentence before.
 

Faustdog

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This is so bad I actually laughed out loud. I can't wait for him to get to Oxford and get in that locker room.
 

KurtRambis4

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I'm tellng you,

he's going to be playing football in the Fall at OM. Rev. Freeze knows Kincade and Buchanan aren't the answer, and that heir season is dependent upon him. This is step one in the "rehab."
 

patdog

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I don't think there's any doubt he'll be the starter in their opening game next fall. Unless something just blows up at his court appearance in January.
 

coach66

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They have become the sec equivalent

Of the U and FSU. I don't ever want to hear any morality **** from them anymore because they have hit rock bottom. Anything to win.
 

Arloguthrie

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I know yall are skeptical but he does this all the time. He's there serving food practically every time the doors open. "Machine Brunch Kelly," the locals call him.
 

WrapItDog

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I didn't watch the video but from what's posted it looks like he's about to spit in gravy
 

57stratdawg

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They've been there. They are the stereotypical Southern Baptist that goes to church on Sunday and thinks that washes out Mon-Sat.

Freeze sells the program on morality, then cuts guys loose on the square to their dick sucked by a girl shipped in from Memphis. That's fine, but I don't want to hear see a fvcking bible verse from the head coach the next morning.
 

Lawdawg.sixpack

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"Sir, would you like me to spray your plate with gravy?"


Anybody get a count on how many times he said "community"?
 

aTotal360

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You nailed it. OM is the ONLY place on the planet where Freeze could coach. He wasn't leaving for UF. He couldn't. No other fan base would hypocritically lap up his faux gospel teachings. OM and Freeze are a match made in heaven with the holier than thou attitude + the win at all cost mentality. He's a Jimmy Swaggart clone. He walks into living rooms with a bible in one hand and a 100 dollar bill in the other.
 

Old Fart Dawg

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You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up don't you?

They don't want anyone to think they're dancing.
 

Shamoan

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if they dont like their service, hes gonna spray the place...............................................................with kindness.
 

ronpolk

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No doubt this is step 1. You know OM folks will eat this up. Look at what a good young man he is.
 

57stratdawg

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Yeah. I had a OM fan tell me in 2012 "Freeze is going to sell Jesus and white girls to every black kid in America, and bet they'll buy it".
 

Arloguthrie

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Do you have a lot of racist friends? Or, are you the type of guy that random strangers feel comfortable walking up to and making racist remarks out of the blue?

It's strange that the greatest OM haters are always the same ones who have "OM fans" randomly walk up to them and say racist garbage like that. Weird how that works. Big coincidence, I suppose.
 

ArcherSPS

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It's 10:08 PM Christmas Eve and Jughead is posting on a MSU forum. Epitome of a Mississippi fan.
 

Arloguthrie

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I thought 57stratdawg's OM bro was the epitome of OM? You know, 57stratdawg, the guy who says he hates OM so much he refuses to shop at businesses owned by Bears but has totally believable stories about the things his racist OM buddies tell him. I'll refrain from saying what he epitomizes.
 

The Peeper

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I guess I was off the mark only slightly a couple days ago when I posted he would be reading to elementary kids and teaching Sunday school at Hugh's church soon. WHAT A BUNCH OF PREDICTABLY HYPOCRITICAL MOTHER FVCKERS! DAMN I hate those douchebags more after every breath I inhale!
 

ArcherSPS

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It's 10:35 PM on Christmas Eve and Jughead is posting on a MSU forum. Epitome of an over-concerned Mississippi fan.
 

Arloguthrie

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Say, which MSU recruit has the best name to work into a Christmas carol parody? I like to spend Christmas Eve composing little jingles like that. Not because I'm overly concerned with MSU, mind you. Just a little hobby of mine, that's all.
 

ArcherSPS

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Hmm none of ours seem to have priors but I guess "I'm Dreaming of a (Donald) Gray Christmas" or "Up on the rooftop Rein(Malik)DEAR paw" could work. Darn it I should've posted it to Nafoom so TX and Chuck could circle jerk to my concern, but that would require me to make a profile and post there....
 

Arloguthrie

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Not bad. I know he's not a recruit but "Dak the Halls" seems like the obvious choice. Merry Christmas. My shift is over.
 

Dawg1976

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Lol. That's some funny crap right there. I wonder who called the tv station to tell them Kelley was working there? ;) I bet as soon as the camara stopped rolling, he was out of there.
 
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I wonder how the media found out Chad was doing good deeds at the homeless shelter if it had nothing to do with his brawl? Strange how he does this every year like clock work and it's no big deal, but there are cameras rolling and reporters crawling around this year. I'm sure it was a coinkadink.
 

Ace-Leroy

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You nailed it. OM is the ONLY place on the planet where Freeze could coach. He wasn't leaving for UF. He couldn't. No other fan base would hypocritically lap up his faux gospel teachings. OM and Freeze are a match made in heaven with the holier than thou attitude + the win at all cost mentality. He's a Jimmy Swaggart clone. He walks into living rooms with a bible in one hand and a 100 dollar bill in the other.

A 400 lb man would have a better chance of being offered to sit in a wicker chair than Freeze being offered the UF HC job.