Kansas State Countdown Slogan brought to you by Strange Brew Coffeehouse

[dawgstudent]

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew and a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery.

http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Welcome Kansas, it's too hot for our fans too.

 

[57stratdawg]

Welcome back Les Miles!

 

[Bud.sixpack]

Welcome Jayhawk fans!!

 

[MSUDC11]

If you can't stand the heat, welcome to the club

 

[CadaverDawg]

You're not in Kansas anymore

 

[00Dawg]

Thanks for Zuber! Do you have any grad transfer concessions staff available?

*

 

[DawgInThe256]

Welcome Silo Tech

 

[Xenomorph]

BYOB since 1895

 

[PBRME]

Come for the game. Stay for the parking lot brawl.

 

[Shmuley]

Our guy looks as old as your old guy.

 

[dawgman42]

Enjoy the game time temperatures that are only slightly hotter than our coffee!

 

[MeridianDog]

Why an early game? We don't know either.

 

[Xenomorph]

Or... WARNING: Coffee served at game day temperature

 

[GTAdawg]

The China man likes our corn better.

 

[Col. Forbin]

This game brought to you by Gold Bond

 

[FQDawg]

You're just lucky our vet school hasn't figured out flying monkeys yet.

 

[cowbell88]

Zuber says, “ my new team throws it to me”

 

[Shamoan]

Kickoff: 11:00 am
Fight Club: TBD

 

[Kojak.sixpack]

Rock Chalk, It’s Haught!

Nm

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Good luck getting to your seat by noon.

 

[Shmuley]

Bring your own metal detector.

 

[maroonmadman]

Deleted redundant

 

[HueFreeze]

This won't be a cat fight**

 

[Nunya.sixpack]

Did you hear...andrew luck retired?

 

[maroonmadman]

Hell is a September afternoon game in Starkvegas

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Feel free to throw shade 'cause it's hot AF out there

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

Kirk Schulz didn’t dump us for a lateral move.

 

[Cooterpoot]

Good news: No more stinking cups.
Bad news: We have no concessions.

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

Welcome to the only state where your big-headed, human bodied mascot is only second dumbest...

 

[11thEagleFan]

It’s really hard to come up with Kansas smack talk.

That’s it. That’s my entry.

 

[aTotal360]

What a dump.

 

[Dawgsnsaints]

Is that ya'lls jerseys or a Prince wardrobe change?

 

[DawgInThe256]

I'm not up to the challenge, but we need some serious insider land grant smack talk. This is the best I could find with Google

https://www.farmtalknewspaper.com/n...cle_1f32c7e2-a24e-11e9-ac2b-57cfa0fb162e.html

 

[Dash Riprock.sixpack]

You're missing the Y. You'll need it.

 

[StarkContrast]

ESPN-

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew and a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery.

http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

ESPN
Expect
Sun
Poisoning
Now

 

[Predestined]

We'll take Manhattan

 

[HumpDawgy]

B.Y.O.V.

Bring your own vendor

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Auntie Em! Auntie Em!

 

[She Mate Me]

Well, the flying monkey just passed out and Toto ain't looking good.