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MSUDawgFan86

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I guess I’m in the dark on this but I was listening to Thunder and Lightning and it got said Cohen doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Is that a joke or am I missing something?
 
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Um...yes you are.

Hint: He probably doesn't celebrate the Memphis BBQ Championships either--well maybe the brisket division.
 
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He celebrates something called Festivus. Many Christmases ago, he went to buy a doll for his kid. He reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As he rained blows upon him, he realized there had to be another way. That's when he adopted Festivus....So that's the story. It's also where Cohen got the nickname "Intense Bastard".
 
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I mean, his last name is Cohen. If your last name is Cohen, I assume you are Jewish until proven otherwise.
 
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11thEagleFan

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It’s the strangest thing, I’ve noticed that my accountant, Ira Goldberg, doesn’t celebrate Christmas either. Otherwise nice guy. One of these days I’ll get to the bottom of it.
 
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Jesus Christ. John Cohen. Jack Cristil.

I have been told they have 3 things in common. I can only think of 2.... Can I get a little help with the list?

1. They have the same initials.
2. They all think Ole Miss should go somewhere...
3...
 
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MSUDawgFan86 said:
I guess I’m in the dark on this but I was listening to Thunder and Lightning and it got said Cohen doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Is that a joke or am I missing something?
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We always knew you were annoying, guess we can add 17’n idiot to the list.
 
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Does your mom know you’re on the computer unsupervised?
 
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dawgoneyall

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And as long as he is the AD we aren't allowed to throw a "Hail Mary" to win a football game.

Dang.....
 
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There are a lot of troubling things like this coming out of our Athletic Department. Apparently Vic Schaefer doesn't celebrate Hanukkah and Moorhead was spotted eating at Petty's during Ramadan
 
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ronpolk

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MSUDawgFan86 said:
I guess I’m in the dark on this but I was listening to Thunder and Lightning and it got said Cohen doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Is that a joke or am I missing something?
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First we hire a football coach that is in to Scientology and now our Jewish AD does not celebrate Christmas.... fire everybody**
 
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MSUDawgFan86

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I didn’t know he was Jewish Douche Bags. I thought it was a weird alternative thing. Just asking a question. Merry Christmas to you and yours. To the ones who were smartasses you can go back to 17ing yourselves.
 
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