James Carmon article...

[TheBigBadDawg]

From EDSBS. Pretty funny. Linky

 

[Maroon Eagle]

From EDSBS:

Remember the bit in 300 where the freaky transsexual Persians really decide to get serious, and begin emptying the bin full of freaks they've collected from the distant corners of their empire onto the outnumbered Spartans? That bin is known in college football as the Mississippi junior college system, and in it is contained enough raw talent to field the 1986 Bears' defense with the 1999 Rams' offense, and do it at the college level.</p>

Unfortunately, few of them can qualify, and generations of football talent has gone towards JuCo championships and little else. (SAD SOCIETAL PROBLEMS FACE GOES HERE LOL.)</p>