I've been thinking about Ben Affleck's situation a lot lately..

Xenomorph

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I bet Ben could give sage advice after some of the decisions he's made. I bet he would say you can't do the no pants dance with the babysitter no matter how hot she is. Ben would probably tell you not to do it even if she was the babysitter for your kids like seven years ago. No way would he think it's a good idea.

He'd probably also say that Hollywood is a small town where everybody is watching everybody around the clock. And if your strange works next to some raggedy-assed business whose owner suddenly has an axe to grind with your movie company, the owner of that business might burn you if he sees you repeatedly coming and going late at night.

Ben's been through so much he'd probably know that business owner wasn't really his friend ever to begin with. And he would understand the guy runs his mouth loose anyway. Ben would probably warn you that if that guy got mad at your movie company he'd start blabbing to his banker and lawyer buddy types about your personal habits.

That Ben Affleck, boy... people should listen to him.
 
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Junction John

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Shmuley

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Are Ben's eyes actually getting closer together? Or is it just me?
 
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