Its time to panic

Bruce Dakinson

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Nov 14, 2015
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Look, we have a good team that matched up with the deadliest Kentucky team of all time. A team that defeated a motivated, dream job occupied, QB whisperer Mullen coached Flawda gators in the Swamp. So deadly, Tim Tebow's magic Christ spells couldn't contain them. 31 years of broken dreams, soft weiners and disappointment is fueling this team to the most impressive 8-5 season we've seen since a freshly massaged and lotioned up Hugh Freeze led the fighting guns-for-hire to win a Music City National Championship


Maybe you Jabronies forgot what we do best: subvert expectations.

Preseason rankings, not being voted dead last in the SECW, the dead indians of Starkganistan... it was only to be expected.


Look fellas we have a defense so salty that our salary scholarship LB is getting flags for being too good at tackling and
a new fiery coach with a vision so great that his eyes are looking in two different directions.

Lets back away from the ledge and focus on raiding gator message boards... wait... thats against the rules? Fine.

Then everyone don't.

Don't do that.
 
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