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BulldogBlitz

Heisman
Dec 11, 2008
18,657
27,483
113
Michael J. Fox could draw up a better game plan with an etch-a-sketch.

good stuff, once you make it past the 17

A Hotty Toddy sounds like something dirty an Ole Miss girl gives you in a porta-john. She starts off strong but then finishes poorly.

It'll take a while for those trees to die in the Grove though.
 
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LandArchDawg

Junior
Sep 14, 2003
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A&M's uniform comments are eerily similar to ours when we have our tails handed to us. Thanks to Adidas.
 
Nov 12, 2007
26,200
10,358
113
A Hotty Toddy sounds like something dirty an Ole Miss girl gives you in a porta-john. She starts off strong but then finishes poorly.
 

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,782
24,668
113
Don't have to worry about Ebola...
No one on our team will be able to catch it
 

johnson86-1

All-American
Aug 22, 2012
15,277
5,822
113
My favorite:

"Refs wanted Ole Miss to win. Such ******** every year."

No clue if the guy was being sarcastic or not but either way, awesome.
 

jakldawg

Redshirt
May 1, 2006
4,380
5
36
When they showed A&M's helmet on the SEC Network show, I got a text from an A&M friend asking "you ready to get obliterated by our iced-out unis?" with the uniform pic attached. I sent him a pic of our uniforms from two years ago and said "Please, we invented the all-white look for this matchup. Check the score. You guys are screwed."
At the beginning of the 4th quarter I heard back from him "I thought you were kidding around about the jersey mojo! I hope we leave them and our teflon-coated receivers' gloves in your locker room so you can deal with the hassle of incinerating them."
 

patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
61,344
33,069
113
In his defense, I'm sure he's seen Bama's offensive linemen do that 1,000 times and never seen holding called on it. He may just not realize it really is holding.
 
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