It's hot as ...

[dogmatic]

I need some new euphemisms and catch phrases for the heat. Mine are all dried up.

 

[dogmatic]

A 17ing fox in a forest fire

 

[dogmatic]

The hinges on the gates of hell

 

[ChinaDogSunflower]

2 rats 17ing in a wool sock

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

A billy goats *** in a pepper patch

 

[dawgman42]

Mrs. IMPP's personal photo stash.

 

[jack daniels dog]

My dad always says hot as a 17ed mink... the phrases of that generation (60 and older) both confuses me and cracks me up.

 

[tcdog70]

as a train robber's pistol

 

[She Mate Me]

It's so hot I'm sweatin' like a...

***** in church.

Priest on a playground.

German tellin' a joke.

Fat kid playin' dodgeball.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

...a two dollar pistol.



...a four balled dog.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

Nick Saban after a Bama holding call.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

3 balled Tom cat

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

I am sweating like a blind lesbian at the bait shop.

It's hotter than Selma Hayek dancing naked on a waffle iron.

It's so hot North Korea is test launching long range popsicles.

It's so hot that the corn in my **** popped before the turd hit the water.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

10 miles of August asphalt in Dixie.

 

[T-TownDawgg]

...the seat under Keytaon's ***

 

[$altyDawg]

It's so hot outside I just saw two trees and a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

 

[DawgInThe256]

The really old one is "hot as blue blazes". The trendy pick will be "hot as Michael Moore at SoulCycle"

 

[Arnold Babar.sixpack]

Hotter than a *****'s *** on nickle night

Hotter than a Branch Dividian

 

[jethreauxdawg]

It’s fot as huck

Out here

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Hotter than a Branch Dividian

Oh my

 

[cowbell88]

Hot as a crevice on a big girl.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Ole Miss Sorority girls on a crootin weekend at The Library....

 

[msugrad2003]

Is hotter than satan’s diarrhea

 

[aerodawg.sixpack]

Hotter than two mice 17’n in a wool sock.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Balls

 

[Tall Dawg]

Than...Bo Derick...

 

[jackbaddawg]

The 2 squirrels that were icing down there nuts at a house up my street today .

 

[EthelTheBulldog]

Hotter than a $2 *****

 

[Digging dog]

So hot I saw a lizard jump in the fire just to get in the shade of the skillet.
Setting cross ties for 8 hrs yesterday just about whipped me. I was in bed by 8:15

 

[411dawg]

2 rats 17ing in a wool sock

with the drawer closed.

 

[Tripper123044]

A fresh 17ed Fox in a forest fire.

 

[bomanishus]

What no love for Jack Cristil?

A fresh 17ed Fox in a forest fire.

Hotter than a depot stove.

 

[BIGDAWG44]

Hotter than volcano ****

 

[bigiron.sixpack]

All true, but this winter is going to be severe. I'm seeing squirrels gathering up storm windows.

 

[Digging dog]

All true, but this winter is going to be severe. I'm seeing squirrels gathering up storm windows.

Be so cold the dogs will carry booster cables to jump the rabbits.
Or
Closer than a mother-n-laws love.

 

[josebrown]

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