It's a FESTIVUS miracle...

[dawgstudent]

<p class="horizontalrule1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: rgb(46, 50, 55);">Inmate seeking kosher meals cites
Festivus belief</span></p>

<p class="ratingbyline1">The Associated Press • December 16, 2010 </p>

<p class="horizontalrule1" style="margin: 0in 0in 11.25pt; line-height: 18pt;"><span style="font-size: 9pt;">SANTA ANA, CALIF.</span><span style="font-size: 9pt;"> — </span>A
Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so.
He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of
"Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.</p>

<p class="horizontalrule1" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;" align="center"></p>

<p class="horizontalrule1" style="margin: 0in 0in 11.25pt; line-height: 18pt;">The Orange County Register reported
Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail,
so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved
for inmates with religious needs.</p>

<p class="horizontalrule1" style="margin: 0in 0in 11.25pt; line-height: 18pt;">Keeping kosher is not one of the
tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated
with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.</p>

<p class="horizontalrule1" style="margin: 0in 0in 11.25pt; line-height: 18pt;">Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris
says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order
thrown out in court.</p>

 

[majors42]

we will start with the airing of grievances

 

[dawgstudent]

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[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Festivus isn't until next Thursday.

 

[KurtRambis4]

lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about them!

 

[chew1095]

And now, you're gonna hear about it.

 

[chew1095]

No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

 

[FISHDAWG]

meals provided in part by the Human Fund

 

[GloryDawg]

bd

 

[Big Sheep81]

"She was"