To the tune of "The Atchison, Topeka and the Santa Fe"
Do ya hear that train comin' down the track?
It means the COI have sent their findings back,
And tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
For repeatedly defying the NCAA.
21 infractions, that's a ton,
(And only half a dozen aren't level one.)
Do ya think it's Ross's final day
When the penalties arrive from the NCAA?
Here she comes
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Hey, Hugh you've preached your last rebuke.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
At least when this thing crashes you can blame Matt Luke.
By the time the sun has set again,
They'll be hashing through the details on ESPN
And in Oxford, by the end of day,
Someone'll try to sue the NC-double-A.