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It Came From the Spirit

ArcherSPS

ArcherSPS

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Which one of y’all leghumpers is 17ing with RebJimEd’s car registration:

Y'all aren't going to believe this one.

So I am going to the Madison County tax office to get my OLE MISS tag renewed last month. I noticed there was some incorrect information on my registration and asked the girl to look correct it. She looked up my file and just stared, and stared and stared and finally asked me what kind of tag I had and told her it was an OLE MISS tag, I even showed her a picture of it I had on my phone.

She said "You are not going to believe this, but your truck is registered as a $tate tag!" After verifying my VIN, etc she said someone changed your registration to a $tate tag.

I motioned to the window where I had initially got my tag (currently unoccupied) and that was the lady who put in my registration, then jokingly said, "She must have been a $tate fan"...

Immediately and simultaneously both girls at the windows said, "She's a HUGE $tate fan!!"

So, these people are so filled with hate and rage that for the past four years, all the money that was supposed to go to OLE MISS from my car tag was actually going to $tankville!

After about an hour and a half and many phone calls, they finally had to give me a new OLE MISS car tag.

I asked how I could get my money back that went to $tankville and was told virtually none....

The only thing unique about that place is their hatred of OLE MISS far exceeds any affable emotion they have for their own 'institution'.

Sad and pathetic.
 
Shmuley

Shmuley

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Mar 6, 2008
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Obviously it's a secret conspiracy organized and run by $16/hr county employees. What makes it immediately obvious that this is an organized, professional and highly efficacious conspiracy is that the very conspiratorial participants dropped the dime ON THEMSELVES in front of the victim. Uncanny!!!111!
 
jethreauxdawg

jethreauxdawg

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Dec 20, 2010
11,781
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His contribution is the exact amount that allowed Cohen to win the bidding war for determining the CWS bracket. We couldn’t have done this without Rebel Jim
 
Drebin

Drebin

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Aug 22, 2012
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bigiron said:
I’ll take “Things that Never Happened” for $100, Alex.
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You know how I know he's lying? You can't just go into the place and ask for an Ole Miss tag (or a State tag for that matter) anymore. You have to order it and they mail it to your house.
 
Jeffreauxdawg

Jeffreauxdawg

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Does anybody else read this dumbassery and imagine the writer's voice sounding exactly like Foghorn Leghorn?

"Now I say, I say I'm done gone up to that there Madison County tax co-lect-or's office. And them there hen's were cluckin around like they had two pounds of feed in a one pound bag. I got, I say I got as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak when they told me I done been giving my money to Stanksville. I left there and felt as bare, I say as bare as a cooch dancer's midriff."

Some days it hits me, I have not seen or spoken to a blubbering idiot Ole Miss fan in years. Tonight I will pour one out for those of you who do it every day.. Stay strong.
 
Xenomorph

Xenomorph

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Yeah.. as much as I wish that story were true nothing about any of that is possible given how vanity plate registration works.
 
dorndawg

dorndawg

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CochiseCowbell

CochiseCowbell

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Oct 29, 2012
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No, you take that back. Foghorn Leghorn would never stoop to the level of being an OM fan.
 
Xenomorph

Xenomorph

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How much money are we making off LT redirecting all Shark tag revenue in Madison County to $tankville?

I mean.. that’s a LOT of registrations on leased BMW 3 Series.

That LT knows how to get **** done…
 
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Snave

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Baseball cabal has many strings to pull. Cohen and Templeton are not done making the daily lives of Ole Miss fans miserable.
 
Mobile Bay

Mobile Bay

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Snave said:
Baseball cabal has many strings to pull. Cohen and Templeton are not done making the daily lives of Ole Miss fans miserable.
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Wait till they find out that all the cheating scandal was part of a plot run by none other than Nick Saban to destroy the football program so bad that they had to hire his agent Lane Kiffin, who's only goal is to spiral them into SMU like destruction.
 
ArcherSPS

ArcherSPS

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loveoxford’s mama needed a fainting couch:

My Mom is 87. She told me this story from a doctor's office visit a few days ago. She saw a man she knows (a church acquaintance, not friend) and he was wearing a State tee shirt. He's 25-30 years younger than Mom. She congratulated him on the College World Series. Instead of saying thank you, he said snidely, "Didn't your kids go to Ole Miss?" Mom, said, "Yes, they..." He cut her off and said, "I hate Ole Miss." Mom said his tone was unbelievably rude.

Again, my Mom is 87!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is a Millsaps grad and was simply trying to be nice, but, instead of being gracious to an elderly woman, that State fan returned her well intentioned compliment with a classless and needless insult.
 
ArcherSPS

ArcherSPS

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GermantownReb bringing the hits:

So I was going for my daily lunchtime walk through my neighborhood today, wearing an Ole Miss shirt. An SUV slows down as it nears me, and he rolls down the window. So I stop, thinking maybe he's looking for a street or something. And this guy...must've been about 70 years old or so...holds up a State hat, and just says "F__k Ole Miss!". Not letting him bother me, I said, "Congrats on the CWS win. Y'all really were hot down the stretch". He just stuttered and stammered, and hit the gas and sped off. 30 seconds later, here he comes again driving up behind me this time, and as he drove by, he honked his horn and flips me the bird.

I mean, what the actual hell? This was a grown d@mn man, not a teenage kid.

This isn't the first time an MSU fan has gone out of their way to say something rude to me. Has anyone else ever had random, jerk responses from MSU fans?

I'm here in South Carolina, and seeing Mississippi people is rare, so I always try to be nice to any State fans I see, and sure, many of them are pleasant enough. But there are some of them who I just think have lost their dang minds.
 
ArcherSPS

ArcherSPS

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Aug 22, 2012
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That they would make up something like that out of jealousy? I agree, because it is claimed to have happened every single time we win.
 
11thEagleFan

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I’ll go ahead and contribute. This past week at Albertson’s, my 99 year old grandmother was checking out when she saw a family ahead of her wearing State gear. So she tapped the wife on the shoulder and said “What beautiful children you have, and congratulations to Mississippi State on their baseball championship!”

Well, the husband whirls around and spits tobacco juice right on my grandmother’s foot. “You a mustard buzzard?” he growls. “Well yes, you see I was a teach-“

“I HATE mustard buzzards! Get her, kids!” At which point the two young children, ages 5 and 7, presumably, both start pummeling my grandmother while the wife takes the eggs out of my grandma’s shopping cart and smashes them on the ground. The wife opens up the quart of milk in the cart and pours it right on my 99 year old grandmother’s head. “That’ll teach you to go to school somewhere else,” the man bellows. Then the maroon-clad family high-fives one another and walks out of the store. All while a crowd of people watched and did nothing. Typical State fans.
 
Drebin

Drebin

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tatedog said:
He got that story all wrong.

I said "Go to Hell Ole Miss" not "17 Ole Miss."
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Yeah, they can't even lie effectively. And here I thought ole miss was known for their fiction-writing alumni.
 
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tatedog

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11thEagleFan said:
I’ll go ahead and contribute. This past week at Albertson’s, my 99 year old grandmother was checking out when she saw a family ahead of her wearing State gear. So she tapped the wife on the shoulder and said “What beautiful children you have, and congratulations to Mississippi State on their baseball championship!”

Well, the husband whirls around and spits tobacco juice right on my grandmother’s foot. “You a mustard buzzard?” he growls. “Well yes, you see I was a teach-“

“I HATE mustard buzzards! Get her, kids!” At which point the two young children, ages 5 and 7, presumably, both start pummeling my grandmother while the wife takes the eggs out of my grandma’s shopping cart and smashes them on the ground. The wife opens up the quart of milk in the cart and pours it right on my 99 year old grandmother’s head. “That’ll teach you to go to school somewhere else,” the man bellows. Then the maroon-clad family high-fives one another and walks out of the store. All while a crowd of people watched and did nothing. Typical State fans.
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Is she still in the coma from being hit in the head with a cowbell?**
 
ArcherSPS

ArcherSPS

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Chattwolf made Jackie Wayne cry:

I hate to try to top stories, but at a New Years Party at the 2003 Gator Bowl, I went up to the bar and there stood Jackie Sherrill. They were inducting him into the Gator Bowl Hall of Fame, so he was there watching Paul Revere and the Raiders with the rest of us. Well I approached him and said are you Jackie Sherrill and he said “yes I am” and reached to shake my hand.

Trying to be nice, I said “I am an OM Rebel and I am one who thinks you do a good job.”

Well he pulled his hand back, and his lip started shaking and he walked away

Well I must have said something wrong, but I do not know what it was.
 
ZombieKissinger

ZombieKissinger

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May 29, 2013
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Somebody better get Seymour Hersh on the line ASAP. Sad and pathetic! Let’s blow this **** up
 
BossDawg78

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SterlingArcher said:
loveoxford’s mama needed a fainting couch:

My Mom is 87. She told me this story from a doctor's office visit a few days ago. She saw a man she knows (a church acquaintance, not friend) and he was wearing a State tee shirt. He's 25-30 years younger than Mom. She congratulated him on the College World Series. Instead of saying thank you, he said snidely, "Didn't your kids go to Ole Miss?" Mom, said, "Yes, they..." He cut her off and said, "I hate Ole Miss." Mom said his tone was unbelievably rude.

Again, my Mom is 87!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is a Millsaps grad and was simply trying to be nice, but, instead of being gracious to an elderly woman, that State fan returned her well intentioned compliment with a classless and needless insult.
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Uh huh. Yeah. I'm sure it happened just like that and these OM fans aren't exaggerating at all.
 
Drebin

Drebin

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It's at this point that I'd like to remind each and every one of you that these people (and dawg61) live among us.
 
MeridianDog

MeridianDog

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Do they know about the trojan virus installed on all cash registers in Oxford to round sales taxes up 0.001%, with that increase routed directly into the MSU Foundation? If you consider chicken tenders and wine coolers alone, it winds up being substantial on an annual basis.
 
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