https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2018/9...wolverines-florida-state-seminoles-washington
Actually some pretty good ones.
Texas:
”You guys give the SEC **** for playing cupcakes but Maryland does it and no one says a damn thing.”
”Per ESPN, UMD is 2-22 since 2011 vs ranked opponents--both those wins were over Texas lmaooo”
”A TURTLE MADE IT TO THE WATER”
Washington:
”If you put a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle in a box and shook it for 4 hours, opened the box and the puzzle was put together perfectly....that’s Auburn football.”
“Jake Browning’s best quality is his grit.” Dude just say he sucks. You’re not fooling anyone.”
“Both teams tried so hard to lose this game but in the end Washington wanted it more”
Michigan:
“Notre Dame burnt down Michigan’s Shea shed”
“WE WANT TEXAS!”
“Ohhh Shea Can You See?
Where the ball is to me?”
“Highlights so far include:Some drunk chick in a Michigan shirt chanting “**** Jim Harbaugh” and clapping.
A Notre Dame fan yelling “More like Shea Badderson!”
Someone shouting “You’re not even Irish!”
Florida State:
“Florida State’s team hashtag of “#DoSomething” has never been more appropriate”
“lmao akers had 82 total rushing yards and 85 of em came in one play”
“if FSU kneeled it on every play inside the 20, their redzone stats would actually be better”
“FSU band director: Alright everyone we’ve got our sheet music for MondayStudent: This is just a bunch of Os
Band director: Exactly
Student 2: Actually sir we thought maybe we could do a bit more
Band director: Like what
Student 3: Well, the Game of Thrones theme is really popular
Band director: Play it for me
Band plays it
Student 3: What did you think
Band director: Hear me out, what if we played that but said OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO over it
Student 3: I guess that could work...
Band director: And what if instead of Game of Thrones theme we did the regular music instead!
Students: But...
Band director: Clearly you don’t respect the letter O so I found someone who does
Door kicks open
Students collectively: Oh god
I’M COACH O N IMMAON SAM SESAME STREET BEAUXSHAT N DAS AS BRAT TO Y’ALL BA TH LETTA O GEAUX TIGAHS”
Actually some pretty good ones.
Texas:
”You guys give the SEC **** for playing cupcakes but Maryland does it and no one says a damn thing.”
”Per ESPN, UMD is 2-22 since 2011 vs ranked opponents--both those wins were over Texas lmaooo”
”A TURTLE MADE IT TO THE WATER”
Washington:
”If you put a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle in a box and shook it for 4 hours, opened the box and the puzzle was put together perfectly....that’s Auburn football.”
“Jake Browning’s best quality is his grit.” Dude just say he sucks. You’re not fooling anyone.”
“Both teams tried so hard to lose this game but in the end Washington wanted it more”
Michigan:
“Notre Dame burnt down Michigan’s Shea shed”
“WE WANT TEXAS!”
“Ohhh Shea Can You See?
Where the ball is to me?”
“Highlights so far include:Some drunk chick in a Michigan shirt chanting “**** Jim Harbaugh” and clapping.
A Notre Dame fan yelling “More like Shea Badderson!”
Someone shouting “You’re not even Irish!”
Florida State:
“Florida State’s team hashtag of “#DoSomething” has never been more appropriate”
“lmao akers had 82 total rushing yards and 85 of em came in one play”
“if FSU kneeled it on every play inside the 20, their redzone stats would actually be better”
“FSU band director: Alright everyone we’ve got our sheet music for MondayStudent: This is just a bunch of Os
Band director: Exactly
Student 2: Actually sir we thought maybe we could do a bit more
Band director: Like what
Student 3: Well, the Game of Thrones theme is really popular
Band director: Play it for me
Band plays it
Student 3: What did you think
Band director: Hear me out, what if we played that but said OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO over it
Student 3: I guess that could work...
Band director: And what if instead of Game of Thrones theme we did the regular music instead!
Students: But...
Band director: Clearly you don’t respect the letter O so I found someone who does
Door kicks open
Students collectively: Oh god
I’M COACH O N IMMAON SAM SESAME STREET BEAUXSHAT N DAS AS BRAT TO Y’ALL BA TH LETTA O GEAUX TIGAHS”
